He is the very model of a modern major General.

[Dinner]

[Dinner]

Well, I am now drunk so I am remembering memories good, bad, and other wise. I am remembering going to Zoom Schneider in NYC and getting absolutely **** faced on German beer for like five hours with various other posters. I remember that I kept talking about the Dutch girl to one one the CG posters who brought his new girlfriend who was not the Dutchgirl, I remember The Mad Monk being drunk and walking into a bunch of trash cans some where in the East Village, I can remember going to some famous Irish pub after Zoom Schneider with Venom and being so drunk I was quickly kicked out, I don't think I vomited inside the pub but I think I did vomit some where shortly after getting kicked out (at that point we had been drinking for 5-8 hours), I'm kind of sad about that because this was supposed to be one on the 10 best places to eat in America and Venom wanted to go there but I virtually passed out and almost vomited on the waitress. Venom was not happy. I then took the PATH train back to the hotel which I shared with a certain fornicating former Texan poster who now lives in New York state and a Crazy Kitty. Crazy Kitty had gotten drunk and wondered off lost earlier in the night. I wondered in and the fornicator who shall not be named was already in the room, but I apparently was so drunk I immediately went into the bathroom, turned on the shower, and then layed there with the water on for like six hours.

Some where around three or four AM krazy kitty came home but had lost his room key so he spent a half hour arguing with the door man before the door man decided to let him in just to get rid of him. I understand they both banned on the bathroom door for a while to try to wake me up, to no avail, but that I still snored so loud I kept them both up despite being in the bathroom with the door locked. That's about all I remember of that trip other then the bastard MikeH didn't want any of my scrumpy saying "it looked like a bottle of pure evil". That's all for now.

[MikeH]

Good times.

[MikeH]

Also in Zum Schneider you forgot your best bit, where you said to our waitress "hey, where'd our other waitress go? She was really hot!" and couldn't understand why we were telling you that was such a bad thing to say!

[Dinner]

Also in Zum Schneider you forgot your best bit, where you said to our waitress "hey, where'd our other waitress go? She was really hot!" and couldn't understand why we were telling you that was such a bad thing to say!

That sounds like something a drunk me would say.

[MikeH]

We were all very drunk that's for sure!