Is professional sport a bad thing? (Serious thread)

[SlowwHand]

No

[Egbert]

Cricket should be the only legal sport - what other game gives the opportunity to eat cucumber sandwiches, drinking tea and act civilized while having fun

One certainly does get the opportunity to eat cucumber sandwiches and drink tea.
The lethargy of boredom should not be confused with acting civilised.

[Al B. Sure!]

Cricket sucks so much they call their games 'tests'. TESTS!

And they name the sport after chirping roaches.

And don't the games last like 3 days straight or something? With freaking lunch breaks!

It's like they were trying to make a sport as unappealing as possible.

[Egbert]

Alby, Philadelphia has a cricket club. You could give it a try.

I don't know if they will serve you cucumber sandwiches and cups of tea though.

[Thoth]

Alby, Philadelphia has a cricket club. You could give it a try.

I don't know if they will serve you cucumber sandwiches and cups of tea though.

Probably not, but he might be able to rent a crack-addicted whore on the cheap and finally lose his virginity.

[Egbert]

Probably not, but he might be able to rent a crack-addicted whore on the cheap and finally lose his virginity.

Crack-addled whores are not part of cricketr, I'll have you know.

However he may be able to rent one on the way to, or from, the cricket club.

[Egbert]

I just did a google search. Look's like you can get a crack-whore in Philly for $5

Should we take up a collection and send $5 so he can lose his virginity?
We wouldn't hear of impending losses of virginity again.

[duke o' york]

Seriously, can you just imagine how bat**** ****ing evil insane Canadians would be if they didn't have hockey?
It's the only thing keeping them from skating south across the border and bashing our brains in.

Well, that and the absence of ice on all major highways into and out of Canadia. Who cares about losing Alaska to the Canadans anyway?

Cricket sucks so much they call their games 'tests'. TESTS!
And don't the games last like 3 days straight or something? With freaking lunch breaks!
It's like they were trying to make a sport as unappealing as possible.

Cricket seems to be the only sport (apart from darts) in Britain you can watch with a pint, so who's complaining? Apart from me: the test match lasts five days, the one day international lasts (can you guess?) one day, and 20-20 is an evening's worth of entertainment. Given a bad pitch, a cricketer could easily score a homer, but no baseball player could ever play cricket. Furthermore, there is a 40 minute break for lunch in tests, and a 20 minute break for tea. Well, energy drinks/strategic reassessment really....

[Hauldren Collider]

Bewbs. Big, bouncy bewbs.

Beach volleyball isn't really a sport, it's just an (excellent) excuse to watch big, bouncy bewbs.

You're forgetting spandex short shorts.

[Thoth]

Crack-addled whores are not part of cricketr, I'll have you know.

However he may be able to rent one on the way to, or from, the cricket club.

Crack-addled whores aren't part of cricket in civilised areas, but we're talking about Philly here.

I just did a google search. Look's like you can get a crack-whore in Philly for $5

Should we take up a collection and send $5 so he can lose his virginity?
We wouldn't hear of impending losses of virginity again.

Put me down for a nickel.

[Thoth]

You're forgetting spandex short shorts.

Indeed. I got distracted by the bewbs.

[MRT144]

Bewbs. Big, bouncy bewbs.

Beach volleyball isn't really a sport, it's just an (excellent) excuse to watch big, bouncy bewbs.

Beach Volleyball players on average have B cups. Not big, not bouncy.

[Kitschum]

Beach Volleyball players on average have B cups. Not big, not bouncy.

Exactly right. It's the asses that are usually in focus (LITERALLY) in that particular sport.

[Sir Og]

Asses > Boobs

[Thoth]

Asses > Boobs