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  • #1

    What would you do...

    If you met the younger brother of a Poly poster at a gay pub?

    Small world.

    Edit: Apparently there is no poll.

    So, consider this a free-form question. Please print, double-space, and properly punctuate using Number 5 pencil.

    Edit 2: Note that only the punctuation needs to be in Number 5 pencil.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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  • #2
    I would exit the gay pub, because I don't go to gay pubs.

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    • #3
      Gay pubs are like straight pubs, but with sexier and more open minded women.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        I'd wonder what I was doing in a gay bar.

        What the hell is a #5 pencil? Is that metric for a #2?

        ACK!
        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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        • #5
          The real question is what HC was doing in Calgary.
          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
          Ultima Ratio Regum

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          • #6
            If I was in a gay bar, which I wouldn't be because I am totally homophobic, and met a younger brother of a Poly poster I would promptly start a thread on Poly asking for useless advice. I hope you find this contribution helpful.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Braindead View Post
              If I was in a gay bar, which I wouldn't be because I am totally homophobic, and met a younger brother of a Poly poster I would promptly start a thread on Poly asking for useless advice. I hope you find this contribution helpful.


              gay bar != gay pub
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #8
                Whats it matter? Does it matter? The pub has a bar in it.
                The gayness is the common denominator.

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                • #9
                  What happens at a gay pub stays at a gay pub, Las Vegas or not, I would think. Unless gays are "kiss and tell" type people.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Unless gays are "kiss and tell" type people.
                    Asher has never been that sort. "**** and tell", yes, but I can't recall him ever talking about kissing.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                      Asher has never been that sort. "**** and tell", yes, but I can't recall him ever talking about kissing.
                      Did he sell the seedy stories for money to the gutter press or post them on Poly?

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                      • #12
                        If I got along well with the Polytubby, I would buy his younger brother a drink.
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DanS View Post
                          If I got along well with the Polytubby, I would buy his younger brother a drink.


                          Get him to buy you the drink, cheaper that way.

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                          • #14
                            Does anyone know what you are supposed to do, regarding ettiquette, when a condom breaks (or slips off because you did not put it on properly)? Am I supposed to apologize?

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                            • #15
                              Just wipe your **** on the curtains on your way out.
                              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                              We've got both kinds

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