Its time to split USA's Assets

[Guynemer]

Might I offer you Michigan as well? I'd like to give you Ohio, but I don't think you'd take it.

[notyoueither]

We'd have to take the Dakotas, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, and Indiana as well then, or the Greater Republic of Alberta would not be contiguous.

The benefit would be having a port open to the Atlantic as well as the Pacific.

[Dinner]

The US isn't broke. What it has is one political faction who would rather threaten default and try to ruin the country's good credit then not get it's way even though it only controls one half of on third of the government.

[Dinner]

Dude, you are safe. Nobody asks for Texas.

We can't even give it away.

[notyoueither]

Aren't they doing what they said they'd do if elected?

Didn't they run on an end to spending and borrowing?

[Docfeelgood]

I want Texas!