Its time to split USA's Assets

[Main_Brain]

Obviously the US is broke. Now before the Vultures arrive lets file a Chapter 11 for the United States and bring in some much-needed Cash for Uncle Sam.

So which Assets do you want? Mount Rushmore? White House? Yellowstone? Aircraft Carriers? Nukes? How about a Space Shuttle (slightly used)?
Best to register your Claims first before the Chinese come!



Dibs on Ramstein!

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Space Shuttle for me

[C0ckney]

put my name down for california.

[germanos]

Statue of Liberty please

[SlowwHand]

All of you can **** and fall back in it.

[Jon Miller]

I am sure no one wants the Alamo.

JM

[Guynemer]

I'll take Scarlett Johansen, Alison Brie, and Zoe Saldana.

[Tupac Shakur]

I am sure no one wants the Alamo.

QFT

I'll take Scarlett Johansen, Alison Brie, and Zoe Saldana.

I'm sorry, but there's no way you're going to beat me at the auction for Ms. Brie. I hope two gorgeous women are enough for you.

[Guynemer]

Timeshare?

[dannubis]

All of you can **** and fall back in it.

Dude, you are safe. Nobody asks for Texas.

[Riesstiu IV]

You can have congress for free.

[Ming]

I'm sorry, but there's no way you're going to beat me at the auction for Ms. Brie. I hope two gorgeous women are enough for you.

[Sava]

i would love to sodomize her

[ColdWizard]

Dude, you are safe. Nobody asks for Texas.

I want Texas for the sole reason of annoying Sloww.

[notyoueither]

We'd take Montana, Idaho, and Washington State, but they'd have to agree to pipelines (lots of pipelines).