Chinese Dupe America's "Best and Brightest"

[The Mad Monk]

I haven't read the article. But I think we should all prepare to learn Chinese asap.

I'll learn Chinese when all the Chinese do.

[Guynemer]

This whole "America is SCREWED!" schtick Guynemer is fond of is ridiculous.

So you really think we're always going to be #1 Top Dog of the Universe?

[Guynemer]

Eastern culture definitely has something for western culture to consider. The whole chemical castration thing has a whole world of untapped potential for perrenial parents whose seem most adept at popping out kids who find themselves wards of the state and in foster homes.

Having dedicated my life to the care of children, I am of the firm belief that contraceptives should be distributed in the water supply, and one must pass a competency test to be given the antidote.

[rah]

While I wholeheartedly agree with your thinking, I wouldn't trust any test.

[Riesstiu IV]

That's because you would fail any competency test.

[The Mad Monk]

Not having a good day?

[Kitschum]

No no you got it all wrong, Jews are America's best and brightest.

That's a half-truth at best. I bet you're wanking yourself to sleep to pictures you've drawn of a Han-Ashkenaz Eurasian master race.

[rah]

That's because you would fail any competency test.

Wouldn't matter, I'm done having children. (and for the record, you could only wish to raise a daughter as good as mine)

But no, the real issue is who's standards would we use. Besides just being there and be encouraging, what are required traits and how could you test for them?

Would one be can you financially afford children? I know a lot of "RICH" people that weren't involved in their children's lives and they ended up quite weird.

Would one be are you smart enough?

Would one be, are you nice instead of cruel? (how do you test whether a person might be capable of beating their children)

What would you test for and how?

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Having dedicated my life to the care of children, I am of the firm belief that contraceptives should be distributed in the water supply, and one must pass a competency test to be given the antidote.

Guynenmer for Emperor for Life

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Wouldn't matter, I'm done having children. (and for the record, you could only wish to raise a daughter as good as mine)

Thems fighting words I put my daughter(s) up 'gainst yours any day.

[Riesstiu IV]

Wouldn't matter, I'm done having children. (and for the record, you could only wish to raise a daughter as good as mine)

But no, the real issue is who's standards would we use. Besides just being there and be encouraging, what are required traits and how could you test for them?

Would one be can you financially afford children? I know a lot of "RICH" people that weren't involved in their children's lives and they ended up quite weird.

Would one be are you smart enough?

Would one be, are you nice instead of cruel? (how do you test whether a person might be capable of beating their children)

What would you test for and how?

Force babies to fight each other to the death in groups of a 100 until 15% of the original test group remain.

[rah]

Thems fighting words I put my daughter(s) up 'gainst yours any day.

Yeah, you and almost every other proud parent on the planet. But mine wins every time

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Battle Royale buddy. My daughter has a black belt in KungFu at age 10. My daughter can beat up your daughter Nah nah nah

[Riesstiu IV]

I had no idea there was an old people equivalent of "my dad can beat up your dad."

[rah]

My daughter is in her 20's and is quite tall and athletic so she probably has the mass and reach to kick a 10 year old's butt.
While she didn't study KungFu, she was in a sorority at school for four years, so she can b*tch slap with the best of them.