Cooking thread for Polytubies

[Egbert]

Please share your cooking secrets with your fellow forum members. Cheap, simple recipes would be best.

This thread is inspired by the following quote in the "What's for dinner thread".

Threads like this make me want to try harder to cook better food. Personally, I see this as a virtuous cycle where the eating standards of poly members increases thus improving the collect poly standard of living.

[self biased]

my motherf*cking coleslaw recepie, b*tches