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  • I cast magic missile

    at TheDarkness
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      NATURAL TWENTY! SUCK IT!
      I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
      [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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      • #4
        I approve of this thread.
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        • #5
          "wait. you're going to backstab him with a ballista"
          "yeah."
          "but it's a ****ing siege weapon!"
          "so? the book doesn't say i can't."
          "****. fine. you successfully backstab him with a ballista. the tavern now looks like a vat of beef stroganoff of viscera and entrails as patrons run screaming out every exit."
          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
          [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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          • #6
            Your mom loves my magic missile. [/kuci joke]
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
            ){ :|:& };:

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            • #7
              of course she does, it's battery operated.
              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
              [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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              • #8
                He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind. But he who... sticks out in darkness... is... fluorescent!
                Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by self biased View Post
                  NATURAL TWENTY! SUCK IT!
                  In current 4e, magic missile always hits. In 3.0 and 3.5, magic missile only fails to hit if the target has spell resistance. In AD&D, there is a saving throw against magic attacks. I never played OD&D, so I can't comment on that. In short, rolling a natural 20 to hit with magic missile doesn't mean squat (unless you're playing un-errata'd 4e).
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                    In AD&D, there is a saving throw against magic attacks.
                    Magic Missile does not allow a saving throw. Magic resistance may be a factor. (1e)
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                    • #11
                      No saving throw against Magic Missile. That's why it was so sweet. Your level one magic user would get a single 1d4+1 (IIRC), then he was stuck swinging a stick for the rest of the day.
                      John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                      • #12
                        I think I scared him away

                        JM
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                        • #13
                          no, i'm still here, or are you referring to the darkness that i have banished forthwith?
                          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                          [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                          • #14
                            blue bolt
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                            • #15
                              "FIREBALL! LIGHTENING BOLT! FIREBALL!"
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