Announcement

**Egbert** · August 4, 2011, 23:54

engage in uninhibited sex

**Riesstiu IV** · August 4, 2011, 23:57

and contracted Nymph AIDS.

**Egbert** · August 5, 2011, 00:05

He then joined the

**Riesstiu IV** · August 5, 2011, 00:07

Marines or rather utterly-f*cking-failed-for-the-7th-time

**Egbert** · August 5, 2011, 00:09

and then tried again

**OneFootInTheGrave** · August 5, 2011, 06:39

to make sweet love

**Zoetstofzoetje** · August 5, 2011, 06:44

to a dead squirrel.

**OneFootInTheGrave** · August 5, 2011, 06:53

OMG! said squirrel widow

**MrFun** · August 5, 2011, 13:33

and while still grieving

**The Mad Monk** · August 5, 2011, 21:32

ate more red curry.

**Zoetstofzoetje** · August 5, 2011, 21:40

Fortunately, Albie turned up

**Thoth** · August 5, 2011, 21:42

and ate monkey dong.

**The Mad Monk** · August 5, 2011, 21:59

, sadly unknowing that bushmeat

**Thoth** · August 5, 2011, 22:05

tastes better than Texan

**The Mad Monk** · August 5, 2011, 23:13

but is completely unsafe.

Four words chain story.