Help Alby Get Sex. All Ideas Are Welcome.

[Pax]

A couple of nights ago I was at the QuickTrip Gas Station. I noticed a slightly overweight woman checking out my friend. I asked him if he would talk to her. He replied, no. Then she walked over and asked us for directions. I told her that she could take my friends number and call if she got lost. She said, "That'll work." After she got my friends number, she admitted that she really did not need directions. After she left, I asked my friend again would he be interested in talking too her. This time he said yes with a smile.
I write all this too point out that there are clues that men miss all the time, that if that woman would not have been bold enough to come over then my friend would have missed an opportunity.
Alby, I don't think you should pine over this girl but unless you in fact disgust her then there is some truth in her flirting. I would not count that as a lost just yet. Put it on the back burner. An opportunity may present itself and you should be ready to move on it if you like her.

[Az]

That's a great story, Pax.

Social Intelligence, people. Have it.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

which emphasizes the point i was making earlier about social intelligence being the prime factor, apparently, which albie denied.

[dannubis]

She said she was just playing with all the comments.

I don't think I have ever met a man as adept as you in ****ing things up. Seriously, it is you and not "the female".

[Az]

which emphasizes the point i was making earlier about social intelligence being the prime factor, apparently, which albie denied.

Social intelligence means nothing. All girls want is short fat men. I know this for sure, this is why I am working out like crazy to get as fit as possible - I literally want girls to not want me at all. Also have I told you I am completely straight?






It's like 20 mistakes and misconceptions, and many of them are not even that common, but a special case of delusion.

[Pax]

Az, I don't understand. what are you trying to say?

[Az]

I was just doing my Albie impersionation.

[Pax]

That clears it up. I would have understood it coming from him.

[Pax]

Al, I really wish I could be around you too watch how you interact with women. I believe I could give you some pointers. Failing that there has got to be one male or even female friend that can help you that is right there in your vicinity.
1. Like I said before, find a wingman. Even a wingwoman will do.
2. You can ask one of your friends to just introduce you to a woman. There's no shame in being hooked up by a friend. In fact, it might be a good way too get your feet wet. The friend should be able to give you and the other person some tips and talk you up to each other. Give it a try.

[Az]

I just imagine Al walking around a club/pub/work/gym/street/supermarket /wherever-you-meet-women constantly with a food stuck in his mouth. It's like a video by an indie rock band that plays in my mind.


I cannot believe there is a single sexually successful man from Philly on poly to assist Al.

Al, you can ****ing do it! We trust you! You rock! Remember, always, Always, Always:
-Get Money
-F*ck B**ches
-Smoke Trees ( Can be replaced with great food, good liquor, a pleasant walk through an art gallery - do whatever)

[Pax]

Al, you should see it, I go on calls and some of the women are so ****ing fine and the're with losers. The women are out there for the taking.

Kanye West, Touch the sky
Dog, I was having nervous breakdowns,
Like "Damn, these niggas that much better than me?"

If fat ****s with missing teeth get pretty sexy women, why can't you?
The answer is you can.

[Al B. Sure!]

Al, I really wish I could be around you too watch how you interact with women. I believe I could give you some pointers. Failing that there has got to be one male or even female friend that can help you that is right there in your vicinity.
1. Like I said before, find a wingman. Even a wingwoman will do.
2. You can ask one of your friends to just introduce you to a woman. There's no shame in being hooked up by a friend. In fact, it might be a good way too get your feet wet. The friend should be able to give you and the other person some tips and talk you up to each other. Give it a try.

Been there, done that. 'Wingwoman' hooks me up with girlfriend who likes me. Within the week, girlfriend is running away and even 'wingwoman' is clueless.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

¿ooooh, so it´s not you, it´s them?

[Az]

Disregard the females, Acquire Currency.

[Pax]

Been there, done that. 'Wingwoman' hooks me up with girlfriend who likes me. Within the week, girlfriend is running away and even 'wingwoman' is clueless.

Alby, believe me I have had my share of set-ups gone wrong. You can't give up. You're not going to hit a home run every time. Especially when you haven't even had a base hit. Just get out there and play the ****ing game. Eventually, you will score and eventually you will win one.
My first experiences with women were mostly rejections. However, the more women I got, the more confident I became and the more women I got. So, just because a few/many women have rejected you does not mean jack ****. In fact, you should learn how to count. Only count the women you get. So right now, you may be at 0 but you are not at a minus and honestly, most people probably don't get past 5. So get out there and play.