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  • #16
    Congratulations!!!
    What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
    What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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    • #17
      Well it looks like I'll never be a father myself. Not now I have been through the full body scanner at Manchester Airport.

      Congratulations
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #18
        Congratulations
        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
        We've got both kinds

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        • #19
          Congratulations! (for the second one)
          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
          We've got both kinds

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          • #20
            Also, have no idea how you will cope with 2 newborns and a toddler, it's hard enough with one.
            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
            We've got both kinds

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            • #21
              I have no idea how to cope with the situation either. I guess it will just happen. Last night I didn't sleep really that much so I guess it won't change for quite some time now.

              PH, don't worry, I've been through all kinds of scanners in the last 2 years, including airport and hospital scanners, you'll be fine! It's like... I've had sex twice almost and it seems like everytime I have sex, I get a kid.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #22
                You'll go insane but probably for the best to get the insanity over with. Having them spaced out too much isn't too much fun either...

                Can get a goddam vasectomy
                Stop Quoting Ben

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Bosh View Post
                  You'll go insane but probably for the best to get the insanity over with. Having them spaced out too much isn't too much fun either...

                  Can get a goddam vasectomy
                  Insanity is only a state of mind.

                  Vasectomy, yeah. I have a hammer at home so maybe I'll do it cheap. Not like I need it anymore anyway...
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #24
                    kids are great

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                    • #25
                      well congrats! But it sounded like twins in the title


                      whew

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                      • #26
                        Is it not twins?
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • #27
                          I don't think so. This is their second baby.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #28
                            I genuinely thought it was 2 more.
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by MikeH View Post
                              I genuinely thought it was 2 more.
                              Oh no!

                              Thank God no! No octomom or even bimom, just monomom.

                              One more is enough thank you
                              In da butt.
                              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by MikeH View Post
                                I genuinely thought it was 2 more.
                                Same.

                                Congratulations!

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