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  • #2
    And unlike anthony weiner, they didn't actually post this!
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #3
      That's exactly what Anthony Weiner said at first, isn't it?

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      • #4
        I find a congressman's indiscretion more plausible than a major news channel randomly and incorrectly reporting that the president is dead.
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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        • #5
          Incorrectly?

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          • #6
            I wouldn't worry too much. Obama will be back in a few days.

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            • #7
              The site was hacked, yesterday, I think. It was on the newscast.
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              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Damnit, I thought I just got a death in my deadpool team as well
                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                  The site was hacked, yesterday, I think. It was on the newscast.
                  That's what weiner said.
                  “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                  "Capitalism ho!"

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                  • #10
                    You can tell it was hacked because they called the "assassination" a sad day for America.
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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                    • #11
                      Fox News would describe it as "impeachment via the second amendment."
                      John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                      • #12
                        No, removal from office. Impeachment is how the charges are brought.

                        Or something. Impeachment sounds spiffier though
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                        • #13
                          Fap! Fap! Fap!
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • #14
                            Seriously, stop disappointing me, Apolyton! I got excited for about 4 seconds.
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                            • #15
                              One possibility that occurred to me is that this is sort of like a "glitch in the matrix" where maybe originally that's what happened but then events were changed, but some things didn't get fully changed, like the fox twitter feed.

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