Aliens, a discussion thread

[DaShi]

Is there life on other planets? Almost certainly.

Is there intelligent life on other planets? Almost certainly.

Has intelligent life visited our planet? Unless our understanding of physics is completely and utterly wrongheaded and ****ed six ways from Sunday, no, no, no, a thousand times no.

So your answer is yes to all of them?

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Heh thanks for mentioning me in a thread sorry I haven't been around in awhiel. There are rumors that the Russians may have made first contact a long time ago during the "forgotten" space age but the things this guy is saying are pretty werid. I think it's dumb to think aliens will look like us or have arms and stuff. And anyway I didn't say we were visited by aliens but if I start talking about that stuff again I'll have to go away again.

so you are an illegal alien

[Egbert]

Heh thanks for mentioning me in a thread sorry I haven't been around in awhiel. There are rumors that the Russians may have made first contact a long time ago during the "forgotten" space age but the things this guy is saying are pretty werid. I think it's dumb to think aliens will look like us or have arms and stuff. And anyway I didn't say we were visited by aliens but if I start talking about that stuff again I'll have to go away again.

So come back and post some more. Don't let a few ***** drive you away.

[bauer5152]

I think you give us too much credit.

I also think so.

[Agent Sox]

so you are an illegal alien

Man I do not know how you would get that from what I posted. You have some strange ideas.

So come back and post some more. Don't let a few ***** drive you away.

Oh, haha, it wasn't "*****" that drove me away. I didn't have internet access for awhile because of some things.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

a combination of not reading and this

thanks for mentioning me in a thread sorry I haven't been around in awhiel... but if I start talking about that stuff again I'll have to go away again.

he was mentioning aliens, meaning - you are one... and whatever you wanted to disclose about being an alien - it is obviously illegal, if you will have to go away again...

[Agent Sox]

Okay this is all very confusing but I don't think it really is about me. Also I know "illegal alien" means like Mexicans and stuff but actual aliens I don't think there are laws about them. I mean is there a law that says you can't come here from another planet?

[Fake Boris]

Technically they would need a visa. Don't know if some of them would apply as refugees.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

here is the report

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/sftw/3404872/Alex-Zane-reviews-Paul.html

[MikeH]

A top Russian astronomer says humans will make contact with alien life in the next two decades - but "they may have different colour skin".

What a racist.

[Darius871]

Okay this is all very confusing but I don't think it really is about me. Also I know "illegal alien" means like Mexicans and stuff but actual aliens I don't think there are laws about them. I mean is there a law that says you can't come here from another planet?

Look at the statutes. There's no reason to think little green men couldn't be construed as people for purposes of deportation. Either that or they're animals that could be captured and returned to the wild.

[dannubis]

"Finkelstein" ?