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  • Japanese synthesise "meat" from human excrement

    Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.
    Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.
    The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.
    Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.
    The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces
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  • #2
    What the ****? How many times is this going to be posted?!

    Doc did it first:

    That thread got 3 replies

    Then Tuberski did it:

    That thread got 2 replies, both revolving around the fact that Docfeelgood posted about it first

    Now you post this? What? You're trying to one-up Docfeelgood/Tuberski in replies to this topic?
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    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #3
      Very interesting. Maybe some day I'll be able to earn some money by selling my **** to poor people?

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      • #4
        Soylent Green is Poopies! POOOOPIES!!!
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #5
          "It is the final duty of every citizen to enter the tanks, and so become one with all the poopie."
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #6
            With the way we process foods these days, is this really so different?
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            • #7
              Very cool.

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              • #8
                What the ****? How many times is this going to be posted?!
                not this **** again.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by C0ckney View Post
                  not this **** again.
                  It seems eating **** is a popular past-time here.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #10
                    Must be, someone has posted in every single thread about it.

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                    • #11
                      Even worse is that I read about this over 15 years ago.
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                      • #12
                        I thought MacDonalds had already patented this?
                        You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                        • #13
                          Yes, they did, it was their Anus burger.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                          • #14
                            Hiw was dinner, dear?

                            Pretty ****ty.

                            How did you guess?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                              "It is the final duty of every citizen to enter the tanks, and so become one with all the poopie."
                              TMM wins the thread.
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