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    Why can't chemists find some way to neutralize the odor of urine, so that hospitals can use urine to sterilize hospital instruments and wash their hands with it?
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    Did you know that you can turn lead to gold just by putting gold in close proximity to lead?
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    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #3
      There are no bad ideas, only retarded ones.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MrFun View Post
        Why can't chemists find some way to neutralize the odor of urine, so that hospitals can use urine to sterilize hospital instruments and wash their hands with it?
        Is there a global soap shortage that I'm not aware of?

        And somehow I doubt that people who have to smell feces and formaldehyde and gangrene on a daily basis are concerned about the odor of urine
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        • #5
          *alcohol shortage, but yeah. Urine is wonderful relatively speaking.

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            Is it my fault when people take threads like this seriously?
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #7
              Yes.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                Is it my fault when people take threads like this seriously?
                It's your fault that your "humorous" threads aren't
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                  If you can find something that neutralises the smell of asparagus wee at the same time, even better
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                    It's your fault that your "humorous" threads aren't
                    piss off
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #11
                      Does he need to wash?
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #12
                        yeah
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
                          If you can find something that neutralises the smell of asparagus wee at the same time, even better

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
                            If you can find something that neutralises the smell of asparagus wee at the same time, even better
                            You're the biochemist, have at it!
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #15
                              You're right, I have a solution.

                              Ban asparagus. And I didn't have to draw on one bit of my biochemistry. Not that I can remember much by now
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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