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  • Of course we drained the reservoir!

    Somebody peed in it!

    City defends dumping urine-tainted Mt Tabor reservoir water

    PORTLAND -- Eight million gallons of water down the drain. It's happening this week at Portland's Mt. Tabor reservoir thanks to one man's potty break.

    A Molalla man who admitted to NewsChannel 8 he was a little drunk when he decided to urinate in Reservoir One early Wednesday morning.

    It was captured on surveillance video. Security guards busted 21-year-old Josh Seater on the spot.

    The Portland Water Bureau decided to drain the drinking water -not because there's a health risk, but because customers might think it's "yucky." This, despite dead animals and other objects appearing in the reservoirs often without any such action taken.

    "There probably isn't a whole lot of difference," explained David Shaff, the Water Bureau's Administrator. "I think part of it is just that general yuck factor of 'yes, we have birds on their all the time but we don't have people peeing in it all the time.'"

    Many park users informally polled by NewsChannel 8 were disappointed to hear the City is spending more than $30,000 dumping the water into the sewer system. Shaff says if there was a drought occurring, he probably would've made a different decision.

    Things will go back to normal after water testing in a few days.


    ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

    It's not even just the article! look at the comments!

    Things fall in reservoirs all the time! Dead, rotting things! Birds fly overhead and poop in them! That's why it's TREATED. They're spending $30,000 on this stupidity and then try to pin it on an unemployed drunk to repay it!? ASSININE.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    This would never happen in China.
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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    • #3
      It's true. They have a crippling water shortage.
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #4
        Urine is actually sterile
        Even a fool is thought wise if he remains silent.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
          It's true. They have a crippling water shortage.
          There is no water shortage in Portland. Where did you get that idea? We dream of there being less water.
          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #6
            I think he was talking about China.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #7
              Shut up, ******
              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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              • #8
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Soltz View Post
                  Urine is actually sterile
                  Great, so it's sterile. Awesome. Fantastic.

                  If you like the taste of it though, just because it's sterile, more power to you.
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post

                    Things fall in reservoirs all the time! Dead, rotting things! Birds fly overhead and poop in them! That's why it's TREATED.
                    Man, I am including this in my list of things that I would have rather never realized or known.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #11
                      We get our drinking water from Lake Michigan. I hope no one has ever peed in it.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #12
                        And I'm sure there is not one single dead fish in all of Lake Michigan.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #13
                          Hell, I wonder how many dead bodies are in the lake.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • #14
                            ew
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                              Great, so it's sterile. Awesome. Fantastic.

                              If you like the taste of it though, just because it's sterile, more power to you.
                              You don't practice homeopathy by any chance, do you?
                              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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