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  • Speaking of dishwashers, my dishwasher has broken down...

    So I gave her a slap and told her to pull herself together
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    Be kind to your mum.
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    • #3
      What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

      Nothin', you already told her twice!
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      ){ :|:& };:

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      • #4
        Such. A. Dick.

        Dude, you're such a dweeby little wimp you couldn't even give a raccoon two black eyes, let alone a woman. Which is just as well, where your health is concerned...
        Last edited by MOBIUS; June 15, 2011, 16:19.
        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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        • #5
          Racism and general hatred isn't below MOBIUS, but a sexist joke (not even actual sexism) is....
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
          ){ :|:& };:

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          • #6
            Hmm, many years ago when my daughter was in DAY CARE, I used to drop her off in the morning and since I never knew when my work day would finish, my wife would pick her up.
            Then My company moved and I was unable to drop her off any more. Needless to say my wife wasn't thrilled with that so instead of dropping her off, I would take on the responsibility for cleaning up after meals. Since it only took about 10 minutes a day, which is about how much extra time dropping my daughter off took, it seemed like a good compromise.

            20 years later, my daughter is living in Boston, and guess who still is stuck cleaning up after meals every day?

            God, I love dishwashers.
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
              Racism and general hatred isn't below MOBIUS, but a sexist joke (not even actual sexism) is....
              That's rich coming from someone who is a pro Israeli republican. The promotion of racism and hatred is a way of life for people like you, so it stands to reason that you're a misogynist as well...
              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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