New Star Trek movie - sucks?

[BeBMan]

From: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programme...nt/9502367.stm

The porn shoot was Star Trek, the Next Generation - a triple-X parody, billed as a humorous tribute to the iconic TV space saga.

Performers in body-hugging Star Trek outfits, some with prosthetic noses to resemble aliens, wandered around looking slightly bored as a weary crew worried over lighting arrangements.

This morning was devoted to dialogue, I was told, although - as Sam, the film's artistically minded writer-director, explained to me with clear regret - there was not too much of that to be had.

Only 30 minutes of this two-hour sex film would involve plot, he sighed.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

Title: "The venus hill: the final frontier"

"i'm... i'm... coming... i.... KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

"dammit, i'm a doctor, not an actor! oh, wait..."

Captain Kirk, to 80-year old willy: "beam me up, scotty"
"hello young borg lady... you're going to measure my converter .... resistance is futile... "

[Docfeelgood]

C0ck, the love child of Kirk and Spock.

[Docfeelgood]

that movie just might make you want to beam off

[MRT144]

From: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programme...nt/9502367.stm

Wife and I are really excited for this.

[Arrian]

Sex Trek, the Next Penetration.

[Docfeelgood]

to boldly go where no man has ****ed before

[Docfeelgood]

a probe captain?
make it so.

[Main_Brain]

The TNG Porn is way better than the Original Series Porn

[Thoth]

"She's got green skin. I'll hit it"


Kirk FTW.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Her packed schedule today involved a couple of lines, then a four-hour sex scene. Then a costume fitting on Tuesday and she was off to have her monthly health test after that.

Each day would be 15 hours long.
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"It's just fun," she said, "and when everyone around you is having fun too, what's not to love?"
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"And what about the health risks," I asked. "Have you had many infections?"

"Well, just chlamydia a couple of times, gonorrhoea - nothing much. Anyway, we test each month so, when you're diagnosed, you just take your medication and you're good to go. No problem."

the unbreakable American optimism

[Japher]

The sad part is they can probably use a script from the original Star Trek... unedited.

[Uncle Sparky]

Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a fluffer.