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  • Why can't you get good LSD anymore?

    I took eight hits that Miguel gave me, six were plain white paper, and two had ink on them, and it was awesome. But my stomach hurts real bad.

    I was going to try to make this awesome, but it's not. It's fun though. So saddle up.

    I loved a girl once, but she wasn't that into me. This actually happened more than once.

    We went for a walk with the dog, and discovered this huge swamp that somebody built next to an elementary school.

    I was trying to play this game I had on Steam, Red Faction: Guerilla. It took me a while to figure it all out.

    I've got a book full of stupid things I thought back when I was on better drugs.

    For some reason, dude couldn't get the bbq sauce container open without scissors.

    They call them research chemicals. It's like ****ing raver party acid for the kids who can't handle ego destruction.

    The swamp was some poorly thought out excuse for wetlands development I suppose. Stagnant bogs aren't a good swap for a clean creek but whatever.

    At least that's what I thought, except it turns out that these things will turn your brain to jelly for a while.

    I was watching Casino, figuring it'd be a good segue into confusion, and all of the sudden I was hallucinating that I was in the ****ing movie.

    So I know these things have got something on them, I mean, dude's got like six eyes and I'm pretty sure he started out with two, but it just ain't what I thought it would be.

    And everything I type on here is whispered into my ear by this strange voice.

    Spoiler:
    trip? yes very very hard yes


    And all of the sudden it hits me, that the whole thing is really just about creating as much chaos and destruction as possible before time runs out.

    Funguys need you helf. Untherwise, they're just like plantz.

    Enough of that.

    Casino is ****ing awesome. Scorsese is the man. I just have one question.

    Where do I have to go to get good clean acid?
    Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

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    If you don't know how to get it, I doubt anyone on Apolyton does.
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    • #3
      Um...

      Flashbacks are probably not very much fun, just sayin'.
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      :(){ :|:& };:

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      • #4
        For acid there is two types of people, that is why you should only wash your car once a week.

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        • #5
          You'd think that amongst the myriades of bots going through poly, there are some which have websites for free quality LSD, but what do I know....
          Blah

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
            For acid there is two types of people, that is why you should only wash your car once a week.
            Dude, you're the only person on here who makes any sense right now.

            I don't mean to alarm anybody, but I'm starting to agree with Docfeelgood.

            Holy crazap this is still kicking my ass.

            HC, you know not of what you speak, but it's all good.
            Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Felch View Post
              Dude, you're the only person on here who makes any sense right now.

              I don't mean to alarm anybody, but I'm starting to agree with Docfeelgood.

              Holy crazap this is still kicking my ass.

              HC, you know not of what you speak, but it's all good.
              Marcus Vindictus: Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!
              Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!

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              • #8
                I had a bad trip on mary-jane about eight years ago. Thought I was being filmed by a crew hidden behind a tree, went running all over the house. Basically paranoia. But then I had a paranoid attack thirteen years ago as well, based on the Truman Show. I think these were all precursors to my psychotic episodes and schizophrenia of today.
                "Life is the only RPG you'll ever play, The religious want to be one with the moderator, the scientists want to hack the game, and the gamers want to do both."

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                • #9
                  Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

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                  • #10
                    good acid is hard to find

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                    • #11
                      I did 4 hits of yellow sunshine once and almost decided it was never going to end. 8? Must be kind of weak, hence your question, I suppose. Can't help you these days.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                        Um...

                        Flashbacks are probably not very much fun, just sayin'.
                        How else are you going to while away your time at the office?

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                        • #13
                          And all of the sudden it hits me, that the whole thing is really just about creating as much chaos and destruction as possible before time runs out.
                          Ever seen a planetary nebula? If chaos and destruction is the game, we can't even get the shrinkwrap off the case.
                          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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