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  • NYC Mayor's office to Gangsta Rapper Will Smith: Move your big ass trailer

    Well I guess that will be the headline at Fox News and other sites soon, judging by the way Common has been painted as a gangsta rapper:

    Even Will Smith couldn't charm his way out of this one.

    After SoHo residents angrily complained about Smith's trailer clogging up the street in front of their homes, the New York City Mayor's Office of Film, Theatre and Broadcasting ordered the Men in Black III crew to put that puppy in drive.

    Which is no small feat, considering Smith's trailer is bigger than most NYC apartments.

    "To balance the interests of the production and the neighborhood, we have instructed Men in Black III to relocate the trailer to a private lot," the office said in a statement.

    According to the New York Post, Smith spends his downtime on the set in a 1,050-square-foot trailer nicknamed "the Heat," that is tricked out with marble floors, a movie room with a 100-inch roll-down screen, offices for his staff and a massive bedroom and bathroom.

    He's also said to be renting an immobile six-bedroom, five-bathroom apartment on nearby Bond Street for $25,000 a month.

    After moving the trailer Wednesday afternoon, Columbia Pictures apologized to the stricken SoHo denizens for any inconvenience. Men in Black III is scheduled to be shooting in the area until Friday.
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  • #2
    If nothing else, he's rude.
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    • #3
      Filming of MIB:III has been ****ing up my walk to the gym for the last couple of weeks.

      Also, I met Julianne Moore 10 days ago at a Picasso exhibit in Chelsea
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      • #4
        Why the **** would you give two angry faces to meeting Julianne Moore?

        She's a great actress, and crazy-****able for a lady in her early 50s.
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        • #5
          She's very pretty in person. Also, very very short. And she speaks to her child like it's an adult. But that's just a general NYC complaint.
          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
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          • #6
            Part of me wanted to yell "I've seen your tits" and run giggling away when I saw her. But I didn't...
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
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            • #7
              If all you've seen are her tits, you're doing it wrong.
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              • #8
                Has she done full frontal? I'm thinking of boogie nights.
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                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
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                • #9
                  This thread is so much better than it first appeared. Thank you, gentlemen.
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                  • #10
                    nm
                    Last edited by Darius871; June 8, 2011, 23:56.
                    Unbelievable!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                      And she speaks to her child like it's an adult. But that's just a general NYC complaint.
                      It annoys me when people don't do that.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                        Has she done full frontal? I'm thinking of boogie nights.
                        I don't recall if she went full frontal in Boogie Nights, but I'm fairly certain you can make it out in her nude-painting scene in The Big Lebowski.
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                        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                        • #13
                          I wasnt sure who she was so I Bing-ed her. She's a natural redhead.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                            Filming of MIB:III has been ****ing up my walk to the gym for the last couple of weeks.

                            Also, I met Julianne Moore 10 days ago at a Picasso exhibit in Chelsea
                            ITT: We all have big crushes on Julianne Moore.
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                            • #15
                              Not so.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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