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  • Nearly all Docfeelgooders are illiterate

    Duh....

    Swineflu....nukelear disasters.....foreskins....OMFG!

    :runaway:
    Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
    I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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    Nearly?
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
    ){ :|:& };:

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
      Nearly?
      The pentagon secretly duplicated him a million times, and they figured out how to get one to be functionally literate
      APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
        Nearly?
        OMFG! :chickenlittle:

        There are death asteroids coming to get us!

        With evil swine flu nukular 3 bathroom houses!

        RUN AWAY!

        THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!

        CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN IMMEDIATELY!!!

        I am not joking.
        Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
        I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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        • #5
          No, I meant, how can they not ALL be illiterate? "Nearly" implies a few can actually read.
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
          ){ :|:& };:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
            No, I meant, how can they not ALL be illiterate? "Nearly" implies a few can actually read.
            Some of them come from Virginia and aren't illiterate. They're just ****ing dim.
            Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
            I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Thoth View Post
              Swineflu....nukelear disasters.....foreskins....OMFG!
              All useful in their own way
              The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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              • #8
                I enjoy being popular

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
                  I enjoy being popular
                  Where?
                  APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Thoth View Post
                    OMFG! :chickenlittle:

                    There are death asteroids coming to get us!

                    With evil swine flu nukular 3 bathroom houses!

                    RUN AWAY!

                    THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!

                    CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN IMMEDIATELY!!!

                    I am not joking.
                    let you in on a secret numb nuts, I'm not chicken little.
                    I'm not scared, I HOPE something happens to wipe the human race out.
                    If it does I will be laughing knowing that you will be ****ing in your pants and crying.

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                    • #11
                      That you think that post makes you look any better.
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                        That you think that post makes you look any better.
                        don't care

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                        • #13
                          Then why the defensive response?
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                            Then why the defensive response?
                            not defensive, matter of fact

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
                              let you in on a secret numb nuts, I'm not chicken little.
                              I'm not scared, I HOPE something happens to wipe the human race out.
                              If it does I will be laughing knowing that you will be ****ing in your pants and crying.
                              Makes sense, if your life is in the crapper then the easiest way to "elevate" yourself is to hope that everybody else gets dragged down to your level via some sort of catastrophe.

                              Originally posted by Docfeelgood
                              Ha, your life took a downward turn when the economy collapsed (or whatever)? Well my life didn't, it already sucked!
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