"I hate it here."

[Hauldren Collider]

--Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan, as written by Warren Ellis


All day long, after unending hype, all one sees on the ****ing news is some rich kid of absolutely zero consequence marrying some hot chick, half a world away. And the ****ing moron zombies of this nation, and many others, lap it up and ask for more.


I'm just about ready for my isolated shack out in the wilderness.

All of the people who care about this have ovaries, except for perhaps a handful of cancer survivors.

Just be grateful that royalty is unconstitutional here.

[Guynemer]

You went to war to get rid of this arsery. Any American caring about it is mental.

America, 2011: Mental



Not a stirring slogan, but it has the virtue of being honest.

[Tupac Shakur]

All day long, after unending hype, all one sees on the ****ing news is some rich kid of absolutely zero consequence marrying some hot chick, half a world away.

Why are you still watching the news? That's your problem right there. It's 2011, dude; read the news on the internet like a normal person.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

or try to stop reading the news altogether, it's a waste of time... only read processed news - here, wasting time has never been better

[Riesstiu IV]

Best summary of the wedding:

Kate Middleton, a rather mannish-looking princess-to-be (get a load of that wedge-shaped chin), has excised the ‘obey’ part from her wedding vows. Her feminist sensibilities have got the best of her, so she will not be vowing any obedience to her Prince. Perhaps William could take a page from her book and alter his wedding vows to suit a more contemporary interpretation:

“I, beta supremo, take thee, annoying ballbuster, to be my lawful wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love as a legally recognized equal in every way except for those times I’m required to prop her on a pedestal and sing her praises to all and sundry, till death or a financial catastrophe from divorce us do part, according to culturally specific traditional folkways; and thereto I plight thee the last vestige of my manly fortitude.”

I’m sure Kate batted her eyelashes and glowed a bit in the cheeks when she kindly asked directed William to accept her changes to the traditional English wedding vows, and I’m sure William, being the good enlightened poodleboy he is, pretended to happily agree, figuring that she would love him even more for his understanding and progressive attitude.

I’ve got news for ya, ol’ chap. She won’t. In fact, she’ll likely come to resent you for caving to her demands.

To understand this female peculiarity with issuing demands they don’t really want to see acceded, you have to envision that each woman has two mouths. One mouth, the face mouth, says the words that your ears actually hear. This is the mouth that concatenates and delivers the sentence fragments that form in the prefrontal cortex of her mind. She means these words, inasmuch as that part of her brain retains control over the other parts of her brain. Unfortunately, that is rarely the case.

The other mouth, the vagina mouth, only says words that her hindbrain hears. These are words not meant for either your ears or her ears. Her hamster, though, does hear them, and his job is to spin those words, devilish as they are, into palatable rationalizations which are then shuttled to the polite and civilized cortex for mastication.

So, the face mouth says ‘I will not obey and he better agree with me’, while the vagina mouth whispers ‘Jesus, if he bends to my feminist will I’m going to dry up in bed and start daydreaming of the gruff bouncer at Shariadiscoteque.’

Before I knew of this ‘obey’ tidbit, I would have given this celebutard marriage pretty good odds of surviving to the decrepit end. After all, she is marrying a prince. And she’s not exactly the hottest babe he could have snagged. But now that this has come out, I revise my estimate downward. The chance of Kate absconding with a swarthy southerner on a weekend junket aboard his yacht has just doubled.

Like father, like son. Even royalty can’t compensate for cringing betaness.

http://roissy.wordpress.com/2011/04/...am-beta-chump/

[Tupac Shakur]

When'd you turn into a Hera clone? I was actually beginning to think you were alright...

[Riesstiu IV]

Guess your not an alpha.

I found it on a facebook wall. The entire website is hilarious, especially the "The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon".

[Tupac Shakur]

Yeah, I've seen it before. Hera is obsessed with that douche.

[Riesstiu IV]

This guy has either trolling or never actually slept with a woman in his life.

[Tupac Shakur]

Oh, I'm sure he's slept with some women. There's no shortage of women with daddy issues out there who can't resist a douche who'll mistreat them.

[Guynemer]

All day long, after unending hype, all one sees on the ****ing news is some rich kid of absolutely zero consequence marrying some hot chick, half a world away.

Why are you still watching the news? That's your problem right there. It's 2011, dude; read the news on the internet like a normal person.

It's the banner ****ing news item on all the news sites as well.

The media is so ****ing useless.

[DirtyMartini]

It's even banner news on eaglecam.

http://www.ustream.tv/decoraheagles

[Uncle Sparky]

Does this mean you didn't like the dress?

[Aeson]

Everyone with a TV seemed to like it here.