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In this event of the still young millennium, where would you be? You can only choose one.
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25Engineer. I'm driving this sucker.24.00%6Conductor. If you're in, you have to pay.4.00%1A reporter standing along side of the track.0.00%0A photographer in search of the perfect shot.8.00%2Road guard. We can't have any innocents killed.0.00%0Sweet Polly Purebred, tying yourself to the track in sympathy.8.00%2Dudley Doright, coming to the rescue.28.00%7A mourner, standing in the background.0.00%0A cheerleader, "GO TRAIN! FASTER!".8.00%2Practical joker, throwing banana peels on the track20.00%5Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead -
Right next to him, frantically collecting his kidneys before the train arrived.The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand. -
wheres the guy with the rope Option
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Hiding the extra rope.Comment
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...someplace you'll never find it.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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where's the banana abuse optionComment
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The last one.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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I'd want to be the lawyer in charge of the class action suit on behalf of all gays being tied to railroad tracks.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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I would be on the railroad track, genius.Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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You broke one of the rules here, CW - you laughed at one of my posts.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Hey, you screwed up and made that one funny. Don't worry about it though, no one is perfect.
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ha ha
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Some of the poll options sound vaguely gay.Comment
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I find nothing gay about dressing as a woman and tying myself to a railroad track. Cross dressing is no more an indicator of homosexual tendencies than having a moustache or being an evangelical Republican.There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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