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    12.lbs, OMG that will be a grocery scarfing kid.
    Maybe future NFL player.

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    I was 9lbs something when I was born. I turned out to be quite short in the end...not so tall.
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    • #3
      7.11 for me, it is on my BIRTH CERTIFICATE. I can prove where I was born. lol

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      • #4
        But does it have an apgar score?
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        • #5
          "Humongous" just means "like a humon" right?
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          • #6
            12lbs is beyond the 99th percentile? Really?

            I was over 10lbs. So I must have been very big by those standards.


            If you see the baby's parents, though, they're both pretty big-bodied.
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            • #7
              Babies that big usually have diabetes.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ColdWizard View Post
                But does it have an apgar score?
                no, it is a birth certificate

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                • #9
                  I thought this thread was going to be about someone crying for/about labor unions

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                    I thought this thread was going to be about someone crying for/about labor unions
                    I hear your disappointment.

                    I'm guessing at that weight it was a baby of union members.
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                    • #11
                      No doubt... but is the size indicative of how fat and lazy the union members are... or is it due to their paycuts not allowing them to give their babies proper access to healthcare to avoid such monstrosities from happening?

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