Youth Pastor Had Sex With Teenage Boys To Cure Their Homosexuality

[giblets]

*A former youth pastor who admitted to having sex with teenage boys is out on bond. According to authorities, 31-year-old Brent Girouex of Council bluffs, Iowa claimed to have been curing the boys of homosexuality.

He told police he began making relations with four different young men in 2007 in order to help them gain “sexual purity in the eyes of God.”

A total of eight young men have come forward with complaints that the so-called pastor molested them.

Three of the youth told authorities that they went to Girouex’s house seeking help on sexual purity.

One victim estimated that the pastor had sex with him 50 to 100 times.

“When they would ejaculate, they would be getting rid of the evil thoughts in their mind.”

The LORD works in mysterious ways.

[Asher]

God Bless.

[MOBIUS]

So that's what they mean by pastoral care...

[Jon Miller]

Is this another misapplication of smoking being similar to homosexuality?

JM

[giblets]

Are you saying Christians cure their nicotine addiction by smoking more?

[MOBIUS]

Or by buggering the nearest adolescent child?

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

“When they would ejaculate, they would be getting rid of the evil thoughts in their mind.”

Proven fact!

Dom: You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?
Ted: Cause I'm tired...
Dom: Wrong! It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will **** you're head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.

[MrFun]

Is this another misapplication of smoking being similar to homosexuality?

JM

sounds like it

[Hauldren Collider]

Yawn.

[Gesewa]

Religious people aren't crazy.

Wait, what?

[Hauldren Collider]

No, they're not. They might be wrong but they aren't crazy purely on the grounds of being religious.

[Asher]

No, they're not. They might be wrong but they aren't crazy purely on the grounds of being religious.

Aren't they?

How do you define crazy?

Why is somebody who believes in Bible any less crazy as the man on the street who believes a Pretzel is God?

[Hauldren Collider]

Okay, I'll play that game. Why isn't a gay person crazy for wanting to stick his dick in a dude's butt when around 90% of the population would puke at the thought of it?

Don't start, Asher.

[Asher]

Okay, I'll play that game. Why isn't a gay person crazy for wanting to stick his dick in a dude's butt when around 90% of the population would puke at the thought of it?

Plenty of straights engage in anal sex, plenty of gays do not.

I'm not starting anything. Religious belief is pretty much textbook insanity. The only thing separating people who are labeled delusional and people who are labeled Christian is societal acceptance.

[giblets]

Okay, I'll play that game. Why isn't a gay person crazy for wanting to stick his dick in a dude's butt when around 90% of the population would puke at the thought of it?

Don't start, Asher.

Finding certain activities pleasurable is very different from holding beliefs that are founded on little to no evidence. People who go to church because they enjoy the singing aren't crazy.