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  • I think I have food poisoning

    I ate some mussels a few hours ago and I've already thrown up twice and I feel myself salivating so a third one may be coming. Am I going to be up all night throwing up every 20 minutes? I've never had food poisoning before. ****.
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    Once again you show good judgment by coming here instead of somewhere that might could actually help you in some way.
    When you fall over and die, I don't want to hear a complaint from you.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    • #3
      Should have stuck with eating tomato paste, I guess.

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      • #4
        That will look good on his headstone.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Alby, if you notice blood in your stool, go find a doctor.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
            Once again you show good judgment by coming here instead of somewhere that might could actually help you in some way.
            When you fall over and die, I don't want to hear a complaint from you.
            I can just imagine him as a marine, posting advice threads in the middle of a warzone. "Should I cut the red wire or the green?"

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            • #7
              No lie.


              gribbler is right; but if you notice stool in your blood, don't bother.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Mussels in Philly? Dude, you're ****ed. You might as well just blow a guido.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
                  I can just imagine him as a marine, posting advice threads in the middle of a warzone. "Should I cut the red wire or the green?"
                  "****! Why won't my smartphone work here? Stupid non-CDMA network!"
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                  • #10
                    Well, at least he died with over 12,000 posts on Apolyton. His life wasn't a total waste.

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                    • #11
                      This is why you don't eat seafood.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                        Should have stuck with eating tomato paste, I guess.
                        Damn it! I was going to say something about tomato paste.


                        BTW Al, my lady friend made some nice mussels for dinner tonight with bucatini and a nice home made sauce (olive oil, crush cherry tomatoes, basil, parsley, & garlic). It was great with no hint of food poisoning so you're doing something wrong.
                        Last edited by Dinner; April 18, 2011, 02:36.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Asher View Post
                          This is why you don't eat seafood.
                          Wimp.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                            Well, at least he died with over 12,000 posts on Apolyton. His life wasn't a total waste.

                            This.
                            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                            • #15
                              I'm back. I didn't vomit again but holy ****. Let's just say, my body expelled what it could through another means... for about an hour straight.

                              I feel alright. What's the deal? Is it all over or am I going to be sick for the next few days? I feel fine right now not even nauseous.

                              How long does this stuff usually last?
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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