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The US presidential election from hell
These are the ONLY candidates. For whom will you vote?
Sarah or Donald, you decide.
Sarah or Donald, you decide.
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20Sarah Palin, the Alskan queen20.00%4Donald Trump, the man with the haircut30.00%6I am too stupid to vote30.00%6I want a banana republic with Daffy Duck (cartoon character) as President20.00%4 -
Ok, so I'm not american, but there are in this country political characters that resemble the first 2 choices. One of them has hinted he would like a shot at presidency for the next election, the other one is preparing for a later term.
If I had to choose between the local lookalikes I'd still go for Daffy Duck. He would make a much better president.The monkeys are listening. -
Donald Trump knows his bankruptcies... that is a much more applicable skill to our situation than shooting moose.Comment
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Yes. I put Daffy Duck in the poll as the "serious" candidate.Originally posted by Dr. A. Cula View Post
Relatively speaking.
This is the election from hell.
Although Aeson has raised an excellent point in respect of Trump's bankruptcy experience.
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The real sad part is that most of the other front line Republican candidates are equally as bad.
As it stands right now, Obama could be beat, but not by any of the idiots the repubs are considering.
Daffy Duck is starting to look real good
Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Scrooge McDuck shoulda been the "sane" choice. This is a list of GOP candidates, after all
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Sorry, McDuck isn't US born.Originally posted by Arrian View PostScrooge McDuck shoulda been the "sane" choice. This is a list of GOP candidates, after all
-ArrianAPOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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we need more optionsComment
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He wasn't even born.Originally posted by Perfection View PostJon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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I'm glad he put in an option for non-Americans.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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It didn't stop Obama.Originally posted by Perfection View PostLife is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Trump is Canadian.Comment
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I'm too stupid to do anything, let alone vote.Comment
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If that were true Cort, you too could be featured in this poll of presidential hopefuls...Comment
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Definitely, but Sarah Palin will bring Armageddon and Transendance.Originally posted by Aeson View PostComment
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