Who would be the most able American to deliver the end of the world in December 2012?

[OneFootInTheGrave]

It will be a monumental task given that they will have only two weeks to deliver in December, so if Obama fails to deliver that over next year and a half - who is the man or woman for the job?

I am not exactly sure how are they supposed to do it, short of starting a total nuclear war over the first two weeks in charge, but let's not dwell on the details, this poll is about "Who has the capacity to deliver for the Mayans?"

*David Cameron applies, because UK really is the 51st state

[Egbert]

I have complete confidence in George Bush.

He is just the man for this task. He could invade everything all at once. No more of this nonsense of invading one country at a time. Yup, wholesale invasion is the way to go.

Edit: And if David Cameron won't help then put Tony Blair back on the job. Tony is obedient.

George and Tony for destroying the world.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

but he is disqualified, cannot run for the third term

[MikeH]

*David Cameron applies, because UK really is the 51st state

David Cameron can't even deliver a policy in his own country.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

exactly - in an attempt to prove he can do something, he really is the "wild card" here... trident is not retired yet for a reason

[Egbert]

but he is disqualified, cannot run for the third term

Yes he can.

Just can't have three consecutive terms.

Edit: I didn't see Sarah on the poll. Yes, we can confidence in her. The North Korean allies will be a great help.
And, yeah. David Cameron has something to prove. Who do i vote for? Dave or Sarah?

[Egbert]

David Cameron can't even deliver a policy in his own country.

But he can deliver a speech in Pakistan. Can he do anything more than deliver a speech in Pakistan is the big question.

[Guynemer]

Donald Trump or Michele Bachmann.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

George is disqualified, I am sorry to say

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-second_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once.

I voted for David, he will try to do something else and it will happen, he has what it takes

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Donald Trump or Michele Bachmann.

Donald Trump actually achieved something in this world, so I suppose he is too attached to all the stuff he made to destroy them in one go...

Michele - well she is a good candidate... she could do it indeed

[Egbert]

Thanks. i knew Roosevelt had 4 terms but wasn't aware of that amendment (after Roosevelt).

Anyway, another serious contender has emerged. Trump and/or his hairstyle. (We established, in another thread, the hairstyle would cause a dramatic increase in anti-American sentiment.)

[MikeH]

But he can deliver a speech in Pakistan. Can he do anything more than deliver a speech in Pakistan is the big question.

Can he deliver a speech in Pakistan that anyone actually gives a f**k about?

[MikeH]

Shouldn't Florida Rigging Bush be allowed a go on the White House now?

[MikeH]

OMG googling him led me to find out that there is a member of the Bush family called:

Dorothy Bush Koch

[Egbert]

Can he deliver a speech in Pakistan that anyone actually gives a f**k about?

I should be very surprised if anyone did give a f**k about it? I was merely asking if this "demonstration of his ability" might be the high point of his achievements as PM?