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  • #16
    I always thought Asher was an AI sub-routine the Plomp kept on his server to artificially boost the post count.

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    • #17
      I don't know what to think anymore.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #18
        Actually, Plomp is the sub-routine created to stop people from leaving when Dan sold me the site.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #19
          Although the Plomp may indeed be an AI sub-routine, I'm not sure I could believe anything said by somebody who is the same as a human, despite having three eyes and an unknown number of ears. Humans tell fibs and I do not know the extent to which you are the same as a human. You might be fibbing.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
            So I guess a vulture is the same thing as an eagle. They both are birds. A border collie is the same as a dingo. Both are canines. Asher is the same as a human. Both have ears.
            See, I'm superior because I don't judge an animal by its perceived cuteness or if it is has been domesticated. Squirrels are rodents and should be pepper sprayed. Deal with it.

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            • #21
              I have more use for a squirrel than I do most people.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
                See, I'm superior because I don't judge an animal by its perceived cuteness or if it is has been domesticated. Squirrels are rodents and should be pepper sprayed. Deal with it.
                See, I'm superior because I judge an animal by its perceived cuteness and domestication.
                For example, I wouldn't bring a savage man eating Bengal tiger into my house.
                I would respect your decision to bring such an animal into your own house though.

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                • #23
                  I don't keep pets of any sort, except for carnivorous plants.

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                  • #24
                    I'd like to put a squirrel in your shirt.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #25
                      Actually, the officer initially attempted to defuse the volatile situation by communicating telepathically with the squirrel, but got ticked off when it responded in Spanish. Officer Davis is temporarily off duty to take classes in anger management and cultural sensitivitah.
                      The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                      • #26
                        the baby squirrel had it coming
                        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
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                        • #27
                          In all likeihood the kids had been feeding the baby squirrel and that's why he kept walking up to people. He was begging for more.
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                          • #28
                            You're probably right. Squirrels at the nearby community college are as tame as they can be.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #29
                              Mmm...peppered mesquite squirrel...
                              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                              • #30
                                Sounds delicious! Probably tastes like rabbit...
                                Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
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