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  • #16
    Do Philly dogs have an accent?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
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    • #17
      Al, you're not helping your case man.

      What breed of dog is Oreo, do you know Lonestar?
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
        Al, you're not helping your case man.
        What case? I'm just saying I don't get how people like dogs. I ****ing hate dogs. I've been chased, attacked, or even just barked at angrily far too many times to like dogs. I know to stay far away from these WOLVES.
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #19
          Canis Lupus in all its forms

          Angry and dangerous beasts. Who thought it was a good idea to have these WOLVES with sharp teeth and jaws just running around the neighborhood?
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
            Al, you're not helping your case man.

            What breed of dog is Oreo, do you know Lonestar?
            Looks like a Shih Tzu.
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            • #21
              Somehow reading about ALBIES tales of terror and following hatred of ALL dogs and looking at the initial picture of Oreo, just makes me laugh and paints ALBY as quite the wuss.
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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              • #22
                Originally posted by rah View Post
                Somehow reading about ALBIES tales of terror and following hatred of ALL dogs and looking at the initial picture of Oreo, just makes me laugh and paints ALBY as quite the wuss.
                I was almost killed. You have two stray crazed Rottweilers or Pitt Bulls or whatever they were after you.

                Even the little dogs, when I see them, they start yelping and trying to bite my ankles.

                Canis Lupus. They're the same species as wolves. That little dog Lonestar found is genetically the same as the grey wolf. It looks a lot different but it's still a wolf.
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #23
                  I was attacked by a dog when I was a child and still have the scars to prove it.

                  You're being a wuss.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #24
                    When I was young I solicited door to door for charity, and ran in to all sort of loud and mean dogs, and never had a problem. They can sense fear. Man is their master.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                    • #25
                      For the record: A Shih Tzu isn't really a dog anyway. Any citation to the contrary is simple incorrect.
                      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • #26
                        “The domestic dog is an extremely close relative of the gray wolf, differing from it by at most 0.2% of mtDNA sequence
                        That little dog is AT LEAST 99.8% wolf.

                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #27
                          Wolves are okay, It's the coyotes that you need be wary of. Sneaky bastards.
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by rah View Post
                            When I was young I solicited door to door for charity, and ran in to all sort of loud and mean dogs, and never had a problem. They can sense fear. Man is their master.
                            So you're going for a run and two Rottweilers start running at you. You're saying you puff your chest out and stand tall and they'll run away with their tail between their legs?
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #29
                              There's your problem. You should always travel with someone slower than yourself.
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                                What the hell? Stray dogs always attack me. I give them a wide berth.
                                Cats & dogs tend to have very good instincts about people.

                                They always love me.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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