Burning Koreans

[DaShi]

Would anyone care or notice? They didn't last time.

[KrazyHorse]

I hate you.

[Provost Harrison]

For once I checked and didn't copy the copycat DaShi, shame on you...

[Asher]

This thread isn't a copycat. It's an example of Chinese Innovation.

[KrazyHorse]

Innovation with Chinese characteristics?

[Al B. Sure!]

Good thread, DaShi

[Al B. Sure!]

These are such helpful thoughts which are forced to thinking me. You explained well.

[Asher]

It's sad that I like Alby more when he's explicitly nonsensical.

[Provost Harrison]

He, too, has been reinvented by the Chinese...especially his English skills

[Felch]

Wouldn't it be easier just to shoot them?

[Provost Harrison]

Yes, of course. Then you burn them

[Felch]

Well, I think you're missing a step. You'd want to shoot them first, then remove any gold fillings, then let them dry out in some sort of a smokehouse for a few days. Unless you plan on dousing them in gasoline, but that'd be really expensive. Above $3.50/gallon around here. I don't know how many shillings you Brits have to pay for a jigger of petrol, but I'm sure it's a lot there too.

[Al B. Sure!]

Yeah but what about the bleaching? What happens when the skin lightening products are set on fire?

[Egbert]

Well, I think you're missing a step. You'd want to shoot them first, then remove any gold fillings, then let them dry out in some sort of a smokehouse for a few days. Unless you plan on dousing them in gasoline, but that'd be really expensive. Above $3.50/gallon around here. I don't know how many shillings you Brits have to pay for a jigger of petrol, but I'm sure it's a lot there too.

Grind 'em up for blood and bone fertiliser, make some money.

[Cort Haus]

I was going to post a 'Burning Koreans' thread yesterday, but couldn't find a decent picture of a burning Korean. Such is the depth of depravity that I am prepared to stoop. I will surely burn in hell for this, amongst other things.