What if people did not create "what-if" threads?

[MrFun]

I think I would have less headaches when I come to Apolyton OT.

[Egbert]

I think that if people did not create "what if" threads then you would not have created this "what if" thread.

I may be wrong of course. Should we create a "What if MrFun did not create a What if people did not create what if threads" to discuss this matter?

I have a headache now.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

[Aeson]

So you are saying that instead of people, the bots would create the what if threads? Probably then that would mean that the what if threads would mostly be about what if you put your private parts into various and assorted products to make them bigger and/or feel good.

[Egbert]

I don't know the answer to that. I don't actually know if you were asking a question but if were the answer is I don't know.

We shall have to wait for a bot to start a thread a thread asking " what if you were to put your private parts into various and assorted products to make them feel bigger and better". Only then then will we know the answer.

I suppose a person could start such a thread but I don't know if Polytubbies are people or bots.

[MrFun]

sigh

[Egbert]

sigh

Sorry about spamming your thread like that. Nothing personal.

BTW How is the job hunting going. Do you have some good prospects lined up?

[Aeson]

Nonesense, it's not spam until the male enhancement ads start!

By the way, I saw on a very helpful commercial once that there's a great way to turn that frown upside down... with Enzyte!

>> CLICK HERE <<

[Cort Haus]

Are bananas the new orangesoda?

[Egbert]

Nonesense, it's not spam until the male enhancement ads start!

By the way, I saw on a very helpful commercial once that there's a great way to turn that frown upside down... with Enzyte!

>> CLICK HERE <<

Your links didn't work. You will never educate the masses about the health benefits of bananas if your links don't even work.

bananas
links not working

[Aeson]

That link would be NSFW... Later on when the mods forget about it I will create my banana-themed male-enhancement website and start raking in the cash!

(I would never make a site about orangesoda. Someone already took the .COM and damn it if I'm going to put up with a .ORG or .CO.IRRELEVANTCOUNTRY or anything like that!)


...ewww and it's an online marketing website even. GAG me with a banana*... who could stoop to such levels?

*note that that was the SFW link, "of" not "for"... otherwise that really would be gross!

[MikeH]

I nearly banned Aeson as a spambot earlier, just out of habit.

[Aeson]

See... this is how you do it. Hire some Filipino or Indian to post on a forum for a few years for you... then once they've built up enough cred for you, you can start spamming all willy nilly like. YOU CAN FIND MY SECRETS IN MY 250 page E-BOOK. FORUMZ ANNIHILATION METHOD....

It's totally FREE!*

*(note to self, fill in this later)

[Egbert]

I nearly banned Aeson as a spambot earlier, just out of habit.

He couldn't be a spambot. None of his links work so he has no credentials as a spammer. Any spammer worth his salt has working links to shonky websites all set up to relieve innocent Pollytubbies of their money and/or bank account details as well as downloading malware and spyware onto their computers.

[MikeH]

I NEVER click on a spambots links to see if they work!!!

I just delete the user as spam which also cleans up all their threads.

Sadly you can't "delete user as spam" once they have over a certain number of posts. Probably good to remove that temptation.