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    molly bloom, could you pop Al B Sure's cherry already?

    He's getting annoying and you know he is gagging for it.

    And besides, Dauphin wants ti know the outcome of this encounter. But he's a kinky bigger like that :-p
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    No pictures! It didn't happen!
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    • #3
      The poor boy needs to get drunk, laid, and out of Philly. Then after he's lived a bit and loved a bit while seeing the world we'll see if he gains a bit of perspective.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
        He's getting annoying and you know he is gagging for it.
        I'm not into masochism on that scale.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
          He's getting annoying and you know he is gagging for it.

          And besides, Dauphin wants ti know the outcome of this encounter. But he's a kinky bigger like that :-p
          Ay Provost, can you help Albie out in case he's bi-curious? Everyone knows what a sterling chap you are so I' m sure you will help help him out.

          No pictures please.

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          • #6
            I think we all know what must be done.

            We have to take up a collection to fly Asher down to Do the Deed.
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • #7
              Al could always get a waifu:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Lonestar View Post
                I think we all know what must be done.

                We have to take up a collection to fly Asher down to Do the Deed.
                Sending a crack whore around to his house after dark would be cheaper. A butt ugly one should be even cheaper.

                Anyone know the prices of Philly street walkers?

                crack whores

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Braindead View Post
                  Anyone know the prices of Philly street walkers?
                  $5 for a handjob
                  $10 for a blowjob
                  $25 for a ****
                  $50 for half and half

                  Way overpriced.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by molly bloom View Post
                    I'm not into masochism on that scale.
                    Besides, he'd probably go psycho for who ever he loses his cherry to and then become a creepy stalker.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #11
                      Probably? He's still torn up about **** from his teens.
                      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Thoth View Post
                        $5 for a handjob
                        $10 for a blowjob
                        $25 for a ****
                        $50 for half and half

                        Way overpriced.
                        What's half and half?

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                        • #13
                          The ***** charged $75 for a ****.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by b etor View Post
                            What's half and half?
                            A mixture of milk and cream you get in little plastic cups at restaurants.
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #15
                              FYI: molly bloom is clearly a bottom.
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