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    Holy ****, it's all over CNN!
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    What really happened is that a UFO landed in Calgary. Large fluffy purple aliens emerged and injected a gay computer nerd with an unknown substance which is believed to cause carbon life forms to start silly threads on Poly.

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    • #3
      Anderson Cooper is reporting that the aliens have turned clocks ahead an hour surreptitiously in Texas last weekend

      Did anyone in texas notice they lost an hour??
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        No, because we gained an hour earlier to compensate for this planned hour lossage.

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        • #5
          The BBC says the large fluffy aliens surreptitiously turned clocks back an hour in Alberta causing the inhabitants to think others had turned their clocks forward.

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          • #6
            We don't use clocks in Alberta. We only know time by sun position for the hour, and how many sleeps until the Stampede for the day.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              Sorry, I forgot. my bad. I should have known that people don't keep clocks in igloos.

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              • #8
                That would be stupid, wouldn't it? WHERE WOULD YOU PLUG IT IN.

                Christ you Aussies are dumber than a bunch of convicts sent in exile to some far away land and left alone for centuries like Lord of the Flies.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  IN A WALL SOCKET DUH.

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                  • #10
                    Don't be stupid. Asher

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Thorn View Post
                      "Don't be stupid" - Asher
                      Fixed
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        I hate your panda raping an apple, is beastality even allowed here?

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                        • #13
                          We are bunch of convicts sent into exile in a far away land for centuries. We have learnt many things including how to use clocks. One day we may take pity and teach the downtrodden proletariat of Canuckistan how to use a clock to tell the time. We have not learnt igloo making because we live in an inhabitable country.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Thorn View Post
                            I hate your panda raping an apple, is beastality even allowed here?
                            I hear they allow it in Australia.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Braindead View Post
                              We are bunch of convicts sent into exile in a far away land for centuries. We have learnt many things including how to use clocks. One day we may take pity and teach the downtrodden proletariat of Canuckistan how to use a clock to tell the time. We have not learnt igloo making because we live in an inhabitable country.
                              One should not think being a slave to time is a positive trait. Canadians transcend time.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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