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I bet it was the last place you looked.Originally posted by MRT144 View PostIt was hiding between the seat cushions of the couch."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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check the forum and you may find what you are looking for too...Originally posted by Provost Harrison View PostSorry, did I miss something? Is this supposed to be a copycat of something?"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton
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I'm halfway through the Onion Movie.
Does it end better than it starts? I'm lucky if I manage one chuckle every five minutes.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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I actually had a good one about a substance testing positive for cocaine found at nasa and nasa taking corrective action for the substance violating the nasa drug policy.Originally posted by Asher View PostThought this was going to be an Onion article."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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It's one of those expressions that make me cringe every time I hear it."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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Same here; I was assuming that's why you posted it. About the only time it could ever make sense is in the context of someone arguably exceeding the scope of a warrant (e.g. "why'd you pull my drugs from under the upstairs bedroom floorboards when the toolbox you tripped over coming in the front door was the first place any normal person would have looked for those burglary tools you were after" etc.), but even then the search would be upheld, so **** it, there is no valid context...****ers...Originally posted by Wezil View PostIt's one of those expressions that make me cringe every time I hear it.
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Yeah, I saw that thread...I was being sarcastic, this is a poor copycatOriginally posted by C0ckney View Postcheck the forum and you may find what you are looking for too...
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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I care more about my remote than ****ing Atlantis.Originally posted by Provost Harrison View PostYeah, I saw that thread...I was being sarcastic, this is a poor copycat
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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