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    It was hiding between the seat cushions of the couch.
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

  • #2
    Sorry, did I miss something? Is this supposed to be a copycat of something?
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #3
      Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
      It was hiding between the seat cushions of the couch.
      I bet it was the last place you looked.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
        Sorry, did I miss something? Is this supposed to be a copycat of something?
        check the forum and you may find what you are looking for too...
        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

        "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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        • #5
          Thought this was going to be an Onion article.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            I'm halfway through the Onion Movie.

            Does it end better than it starts? I'm lucky if I manage one chuckle every five minutes.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Asher View Post
              Thought this was going to be an Onion article.
              I actually had a good one about a substance testing positive for cocaine found at nasa and nasa taking corrective action for the substance violating the nasa drug policy.
              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                I bet it was the last place you looked.
                Nope, third to last. He needed to make extra-sure he'd found it.
                Unbelievable!

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                • #9
                  It's one of those expressions that make me cringe every time I hear it.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                    It's one of those expressions that make me cringe every time I hear it.
                    Same here; I was assuming that's why you posted it. About the only time it could ever make sense is in the context of someone arguably exceeding the scope of a warrant (e.g. "why'd you pull my drugs from under the upstairs bedroom floorboards when the toolbox you tripped over coming in the front door was the first place any normal person would have looked for those burglary tools you were after" etc.), but even then the search would be upheld, so **** it, there is no valid context...****ers...
                    Unbelievable!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by C0ckney View Post
                      check the forum and you may find what you are looking for too...
                      Yeah, I saw that thread...I was being sarcastic, this is a poor copycat
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • #12
                        This thread is right up there with thread about Japan's earthquake, and about any thread about the uprisings in north Africa and Middle East.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
                          Yeah, I saw that thread...I was being sarcastic, this is a poor copycat
                          I care more about my remote than ****ing Atlantis.
                          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                          • #14
                            Search parties' satisfaction of a job well done muted by three deaths.
                            Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

                            https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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