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  • Would you still have children if you had to give them really stupid names

    Stupid names like "fartface" or "dickbrains"

    Assume you don't have children already.
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  • #2
    Isn't that one of the perks of having children?
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    • #3
      Would I be able to choose the stupid name of the baby, or would some state employee choose the names of my offspring?
      I need a foot massage

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      • #4
        I'm partial to internet names.

        CrazyKid418 or something would work just fine.

        If they don't like it they can always change it when they come of legal age.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #5
          I don't like those names. Is "George Bush" a sufficiently stupid name? I could live with that.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Perfection View Post
            Stupid names like "fartface" or "dickbrains"

            Assume you don't have children already.
            Is your girlfriend a foreigner who wants to give them dumb names?
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Perfection View Post
              Stupid names like "fartface" or "dickbrains"

              Assume you don't have children already.
              This probably got 10k responses at CFC, didn't it? For there, this is a deep question.
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              • #8
                That's four demerits, Sloww...
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                • #9
                  Can they penalize me for remarks made off their site? I'm on a roll.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Apparently wanting to name a kid Butthead after the guy in Beavis and Butthead is not a sensible suggestion, even if she is a girl.
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                    • #11
                      I knew a guy at school we called Beavis, he even nicknamed himself Beavis, even though he looks more like Butthead
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                      • #12
                        I never knew a Beavis. Just Buttheads. Lots of Buttheads.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #13
                          I knew a guy who is a MD, his last name is Suh, his wife had a boy so he named him Pete.

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                          • #14
                            One of the all-time stupidest polls on Poly. It must be Friday.
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                            • #15
                              So there's a little girl somewhere in Egypt named Facebook. According to the Al-Ahram newspaper, Jamal Ibrahim named his daughter after Mark Zuckerberg's electronic baby as a way of paying tribute to the role Facebook played in the triumphant uprising in his country.


                              From the Globe and Mail
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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