I'm glad the Gurkhas are on our side; beheading incident.

[Kitschum]

Yes, whichever way you slice it he's a tip-top trooper.

[Elok]

He stands out, head and shoulders.

[Kitschum]

He's definitely the sharpest tool in the shed.

[Elok]

I'm sorry, but phrases of the "___est ___ in the ___" type invariably imply a difference in intelligence, not overall ability. That joke just won't cut it.

[Wezil]

I'd like to play but I'm just not punny today.

[Elok]

So you're just going to cut and run, eh? You hack!

[Wezil]

Should I sever my connection to this thread?

[Elok]

And quickly--chop chop!

[Wezil]

I hate being cut off.

[Kitschum]

I'm sorry, but phrases of the "___est ___ in the ___" type invariably imply a difference in intelligence, not overall ability. That joke just won't cut it.

No dice, huh? Then let me excise my judgment and get back to the meat of the matter and say what a prime example this soldier is. A few more notches like this to his resume and he could become head of a whole division.

[Wezil]

He's heading in the right direction then?

[Donegeal]

He did an excellent job of heading him off at the pass.

[Wezil]

Must have been a sharp idea to take the short cut.

[Elok]

Wezil, you were just told to cut it out. Looks like it's up to me to head you off...

[Docfeelgood]

Put me in charge!
I would order all the allies to use lard as a lube on there bullets.
All enemy dead will be granted one last meal , a strip of bacon!
War would be over in 2 days!