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    The government of Malawi, led by Dr Bingu wa Mutharika, pictured, plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'


    Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.
    The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'
    But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.
    One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: 'My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus?
    'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'?
    'Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,' she said.
    Another said: 'We have serious issues affecting Malawians today. I do not know how fouling the air should take priority over regulating Chinese investments which do not employ locals, serious graft amongst legislators, especially those in the ruling party, and many more.'
    The crime will be enforceable in a new 'Local Court' system which will also have powers to punish a range of other crimes in the bill set to be debated in the country's parliament.
    These include insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and trespassing on a burial place.
    It also outlaws pretending to be a fortune teller, according to local press in the country.
    Opposition leaders complain the new courts will be 'kangaroo courts'.
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  • #2
    Oh, man. I'd be such a criminal there.
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    • #3
      And here I was thinking the Daily Mail was a rubbish paper. Must have gotten it mixed up with the Guardian again.
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      • #4
        kangaroo court discrimination
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        • #5
          Breaking news?
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          • #6
            That law stinks.
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            • #7
              Falling foul of it would be a bum rap.
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              • #8
                I wonder if there is a special charge for the SBD types?
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                • #9
                  I'm still particularly proud of being on a packed airplane and letting fly with the worst SBDs of my life. I could barely surpress a giggle knowing what effects my farts had on that crowded plane.
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                  • #10
                    You're an evil, evil man...
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                    • #11
                      oerdin and i have a shared joy: blowing up public restrooms.
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                      • #12
                        Then you and Oerdin could put your talents to good use. A protest fart in at the Malawi Parliament.

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                        • #13
                          "He who smelt it, dealt it."

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                          • #14
                            That's a good idea. I am going to drop by the Malawi High Commission when I am in Holborn tomorrow, drop in and drop one.
                            Speaking of Erith:

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                            • #15
                              I just read on the BBC that there is a law against fouling the air (ie air pollution). The bit about farting appears to be nothing more than one lawyers intepretation of legislation banning fouling of the air. This apperars to be a big media beat-up by the Daily Mail.

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