Go Rock Star on the World!!

[DaShi]

You've just been made supreme dictator of the world. No matter how insane your orders people will follow them. The entire planet is at your disposal. You've also been drinking a lot, and there are several used syringes on the floor nearby. There is only one thing to do in a time like this: trash the place!!!

That's right, please post your most outrageous, but technically feasible, ideas for destroying the world within 10 years. Then you are free to fly off to Pandora in your spaceship crewed with super models.

[Cort Haus]

I think we need to know whether the super models have been trained to fly spaceships before we over-commit to this one.

[Elok]

Well, the obvious place to start would be to order them to disobey all my orders, then watch all human activity grind to a halt as they tried to figure it out.

[BeBMan]

I'd order all people to buy big hammers and use them to break the world apart. With all them people hammering around it's achievable easily in 10 years.

[Krill]

Order everyone to eat each other (except for me and the pretty girls)

[Aeson]

10 years? Do you really think rockstars live that long? Trick questions

[Egbert]

That's right, please post your most outrageous, but technically feasible, ideas for destroying the world within 10 years.

My technically feasible, outrageous plan to destroy the world is: I would put DaShi in charge of everything.

[DaShi]

Geez, don't you people spend hours plotting to destroy the world? I certainly don't, or I wouldn't be asking for suggestions.

[Egbert]

Nah. just delegate the task to a minion.
Oh, I already told you that.

[Provost Harrison]

I'd just bring George W Bush back for an indefinite term. That should do the trick

[Main_Brain]

Make everything free.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

I'd give Americans lots of guns, and tell them to go and free the world. That ought to do it even faster...

Alternative scenario - I'd give Nukes to North Korea, Pakistan and Iran, and let them sort it all out for me

[ColdWizard]

Order the execution of stupid people, excepting myself and the crew.