What is the purpose of rape and why isn't illegal already?

[Elok]

What? It is? When did that happen? I need to start reading law journals or something, keep up to date on these things...

[SlowwHand]

You need to check the content of your tea.

[Aeson]

Rape originated from Canada. (THIS IS AN ACTUAL FACT!)

[Asher]

That wouldn't be the first time we invented something that constituted a crime against humanity.

Basketball

[Aeson]

Basketball

But back on topic, RAPE can be useful for producing LUBRICANTS. RAPE has been linked to AUTISM. RAPE has been known to produce ANIMAL FEED. RAPE may be TOXIC to rats, guinea pigs, mice, hamsters, gerbils, ducklings, turkeys, pigs and squirrel monkeys. Some types of RAPE have been PATENTED. You can be FINED for PATENT INFRINGEMENT. This thread is misleading to pretend there are no legal issues with RAPE

[giblets]

God created rape so that the victims could learn forgiveness

[Egbert]

The thread title is indeed misleading. It also seems there is no crime against humanity invented by Canada, except basketball, although rape seeds may have originated in Canada.

QUOTE from some internet site:

Brassica napus Linnaeus—known as rapeseed, rape, oilseed rape, and in some cultivars, Canola—is a bright yellow flowering member of the Brassicacea family (mustard or cabbage family). It is a mustard crop grown primarily for its seed which yields about forty percent oil and a high-protein animal feed.

[Provost Harrison]

I contemplated this copycat but decided against it...I didn't fancy being murdered by feminists

[BeBMan]

I thought about another fake or real copycat, 'tis time about boobs. But I already did the reality: fake or real thing, so I figured it would have been a bit too much

[Elok]

You need to check the content of your tea.

Sez here, "Ingredients: Finest choice black teas from Kenya, Phencyclidine [preservative]." That's it. So there

[Ming]

God created rape so that the victims could learn forgiveness