Please give me an earworm.

[Elok]

An earworm, for those not hip with the lingo, is a song, typically one you don't like, that gets stuck in your head and absolutely refuses to leave. I've got a really atrocious one in my head, and I'd like a new one to replace it. Ideally, a song that I don't mind, but I'm getting pretty desperate here. I subbed a music class yesterday, where I was subjected to a chirpy, bouncy song about how someone's stealing the singer's soda pop cans. IT WON'T GO AWAY.

Yes, this is the second trivial thread I've posted in about twelve hours, but this is a dire situation. I've tried every They Might Be Giants song I could think of, and I've even tried a little bit of Dancing Queen, which I really loathe. My goal here is to have something equally or less irritating, but not quite so blindingly stupid as..."soda pop cans."

[Barnabas]

[Docfeelgood]

100 bottles of beer on the wall?

[Docfeelgood]

here

[Kitschum]

[Meticulous Man]

[Combat Ingrid]

[Elok]

Success! I now not only do not have the song in my head, I can no longer precisely remember the tune. I've replaced it with a snippet of a much less offensive but also idiotic Brit song: "Hennery [yes, that's how the song pronounces the name] the Eighth, the Eighth I am, Hennery the Eighth I am." Thanks for all your contributions!

[onodera]

This one has been stuck in me for 24 hours now.

[Al B. Sure!]

That's what I call rock music.

But doesn't work in the US due to copyright laws.

Aivo for putting up Lil Jon and Usher

[Wezil]

Success! I now not only do not have the song in my head, I can no longer precisely remember the tune. I've replaced it with a snippet of a much less offensive but also idiotic Brit song: "Hennery [yes, that's how the song pronounces the name] the Eighth, the Eighth I am, Hennery the Eighth I am." Thanks for all your contributions!

Didn't your mom ever teach you to share?

[Darius871]

442 million views can't lie

[Al B. Sure!]

In retrospect, Ludacris has done a lot of songs with truly terrible artists

[DanS]

This one has been stuck in me for 24 hours now.

WTF, onodera?

[Elok]

Didn't your mom ever teach you to share?

I'd never actually heard the original song, only various people singing snippets of it. I knew it was a dumb joke about being the eighth guy named Henry some woman had married, but not who it was by. I think the only reason I thought of it was that its tune is vaguely similar to the stupid soda-pop song's. But since I've now, mercifully, forgotten it, I can't say for sure. I'd never seen Peter (?) whatsisface, the Herman's Hermits guy, before either. Normally, I'd say he looks like he could stand a good punch in the pills, TBH, but since he drove out a far worse song and he's probably dead now anyway, I give him a