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  • Why is Canada more civilized than the USA?

    Let's hear it. People always have an excuse.
    93
    More gun control laws
    9.68%
    9
    Relaxed abortion laws
    10.75%
    10
    Hockey
    5.38%
    5
    Fewer "black/brown" people (Docfeelgood Option)
    5.38%
    5
    Better education system
    12.90%
    12
    Public healthcare system
    13.98%
    13
    The fact that we direct our anger at Quebec
    8.60%
    8
    Newfoundland
    5.38%
    5
    The cold
    11.83%
    11
    We listen to rap less per-capita
    16.13%
    15
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

  • #2
    Because you have always been loyal to the crown.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    • #3
      'muricans are teh STOOPID!
      "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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      • #4
        *fewer
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
          *fewer
          Can you fix it? Or have you been neutered?

          Also, please vote.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            Maybe it's because less Canadians live in third world conditions. Or does civilization eliminate third world conditions?

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            • #7
              Where's the venting your anger at baby seals option.

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              "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

              “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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              • #8
                I also omitted Anne Murray
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Asher View Post
                  Can you fix it?
                  Yes, but don't tell anybody.
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #10
                    Canadians are too busy keeping their testicles from freezing to do more than vent at Quebec. Rap music is scientifically proven to cause one's testicles to fall off, so less rap music is a key factor.
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                    • #11
                      Canadian Right wingers aren't as insane as our right wingers.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Asher View Post
                        I also omitted Anne Murray
                        Anne Murray's (presumably) positive influence and calming effect is exactly counterbalanced by Celine Dion whose songs inspire murderous rage.

                        Given the strong societal response to the musical choice, I have to suspect the rap per capita being a dominant variable.
                        "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                        “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                        • #13
                          Obviously the French influence cannot be discounted.

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                          • #14
                            For Asher:

                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #15
                              I saw that last year. Just as awful then.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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