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Do you think that Carlos Tevez was born into a family of gnomes?
He sure looks like one:
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He sure looks like one:
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Hairbands R GaySpeaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith -
He looks like a caveman, not like a gnome
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And he has a teenage girlfriend, Tevez = winner at life
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How tall is he?Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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but he looks shorter to meI need a foot massageComment
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Such a midget
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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He looks shorter because he's usually surrounded by other professional footballers, who tend to be big.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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Who's that shirt?
I know he's played for some big clubs like Boca Jrs, Corinthians, Manchester United, Manchester City and Argentina but don't recognise that one.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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Is it Villa?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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No, and it's not fokking Burnley or S****horpe either!
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No idea then.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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