We need to be nicer to Alby

[Wezil]

It would have to be somewhere outside the US I think.

[Provost Harrison]

Fallujah?

[Wezil]

Nah, Americans get paid to go there.

[Wezil]

I'm thinking Wales.

I'm sure Moby would enjoy Albie's company for a week or two.

[Provost Harrison]

Don't bring him over here! Mind you, he's probably a criminal - they won't let him in. He's got to have shot a few people "in da hood" or something.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

If we really want to be nice to Albie we can take up a collection and send him on a trip somewhere.

Think of the possibilities.

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[Al B. Sure!]

so now everyone that lives in philly speaks in ebonics and is therefore black? RACIST!

I don't speak ebonics.

Btw, my use of slang was unintentional. For those unfamiliar:

rag on
verb

* To complain, ***** or whine.

Man, she's been raggin on me all week!

Phew. Rag on... as opposed to on the rag

[Dauphin]

Well the problem his, his idea of life is flipping burgers in Philadelphia or joining the Marines...not really much of one to be fair. Let him wallow in his own sh*t...

I think you'll find he wants to flip marines.

[Dauphin]

I used "rag" (slang) wrt Albie. Doesn't mean mad necessarily.

I didn't realise rag would be construed as something else other than to whine in that context. "Lose your rag" made little sense.

[Wezil]

I found a couple different uses and definitions when looking for that.

"On the rag" which Albie referred to was common but I also saw a Brit one about smashing cars or something.

[Dauphin]

I didn't even realise it was slang.

[Wezil]

Well it's not like I was accusing people of pelting Albie with little pieces of cloth.

[N35t0r]

We could also start smaller and get him a hooker.


Bonus points if it turns out to be his ex

[Dauphin]

We could also start smaller and get him a hooker.

Start smaller? You know he is sensitive about his size.

[Provost Harrison]

...I also saw a Brit one about smashing cars or something.

I don't know anything about smashing cars and rags.

And Dauphin, leave it before you start!