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  • #1

    We need to be nicer to Alby

    After all the teasing Alby's endured from people here I thought the least I could do was start a thread to cheer him up.

    The first thing that came to mind was a thread where we could make him feel more at home by speak ghetto ebonics.

    Translation:

    After all da teasing Alby'sendured from peeps here I tough da least I could do wuz start uh thread ta cheer him up.

    The first thin' dat came ta mind wuz uh thread where we's could make him feel mo' at home by speak ghetto ebonix. Don't make me come ovah there *****...
    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
    The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
    The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila
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  • #2
    And you claim to not be racist?
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
      And you claim to not be racist?
      This isn't racist Alby because:

      1. You're white
      2. You sound hilarious on vocaroo
      Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
      The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
      The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
        And you claim to not be racist?
        Are you saying that because he's white?
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #5
          He posted some bull**** 'ebonics' crap and he gets a pass? Why? That **** was racist.
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            He posted some bull**** 'ebonics' crap and he gets a pass? Why? That **** was racist.
            Yo Alby, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but DaShi is way better at accusing me of racism than you are. Just saying!
            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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            • #7
              I am making light-hearted fun out of the fact that a White kid ended up speaking what is basically Black Vernacular English.
              Last edited by Heraclitus; January 13, 2011, 02:17.
              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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              • #8
                We need to be nicer to Alby

                I agree.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                  Yo Alby, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but DaShi is way better at accusing me of racism than you are. Just saying!
                  That was a good one!
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                    He posted some bull**** 'ebonics' crap and he gets a pass? Why? That **** was racist.
                    Why is ebonics racist?

                    Because you think only black people speak it? Sounds like you're the racist.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                      I am making light-hearted fun out of the fact that a White kid ended up speaking what is basically Black Vernacular English.
                      I don't speak ebonics, dumb ass. I speak ****ing English.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #12
                        To Alby's credit, he does speak American English.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #13
                          You're a whiny racist ***** who constantly moans about other people being racist. Furthermore, you are wasting your life.
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                            Here you go, Heraclitus. It's me saying the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song.

                            Awesome

                            Thanks Alby
                            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                              You're a whiny racist ***** who constantly moans about other people being racist. Furthermore, you are wasting your life.
                              Just because he's anti-American doesn't make him racist... and just because he has 44000 posts doesn't mean he's wasting his life.

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