US Gun Laws

[Docfeelgood]

Dialogues of 1940, pt. 1342183

Generals (on their knees): "Mein Führer, last year we defeated Poland, now we control most of Europe. What should we do next, invade the Soviet Union or Switzerland?"

Goebbels (looking towards Hitler in a semi-erotic way): "Stalin's Soviet Union is one of the most militarized countries today. The Red Army has millions of soldiers, thousands of tanks, aircraft, and whatnot. Although much of their equipment may be outdated it is the most dangerous enemy we have right now."

Himmler (grey-faced): "But in Switzerland, nearly everyone has a gun at home!"

Hitler (red-faced): "Guns at home, WTF?!? I hereby order the OKW to develop plans to invade the USSR!!!"

lol

[Docfeelgood]

Police Layoffs in Most Violent City in America

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/video/police-layoffs-violent-city-america-firefighters-layoffs-violent-poorest-city-camden-features-12642814

I would have thought Detroit.
Now, if you lived here would you buy a gun?

[MOBIUS]

I just love the culture of extreme paranoia in the US where every seems to be living in fear of a 'home invasion' at any moment and needs a shotgun under the bed just in case!

[The Mad Monk]

You don't want a shotgun under the bed unless you know for certain that you won't be ass-up looking for it when the bad guys get to the bedroom.

[MOBIUS]

I also love how you yanks have to take everything so literally!

[Elok]

I thought the reason the Nazis didn't invade Switzerland was that the Swiss banks were keeping all their money?

[MOBIUS]

[Asher]

Dialogues of 1940, pt. 1342183

Generals (on their knees): "Mein Führer, last year we defeated Poland, now we control most of Europe. What should we do next, invade the Soviet Union or Switzerland?"

Goebbels (looking towards Hitler in a semi-erotic way): "Stalin's Soviet Union is one of the most militarized countries today. The Red Army has millions of soldiers, thousands of tanks, aircraft, and whatnot. Although much of their equipment may be outdated it is the most dangerous enemy we have right now."

Himmler (grey-faced): "But in Switzerland, nearly everyone has a gun at home!"

Hitler (red-faced): "Guns at home, WTF?!? I hereby order the OKW to develop plans to invade the USSR!!!"

[Asher]

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/video/poli...tures-12642814

I would have thought Detroit.
Now, if you lived here would you buy a gun?

I wouldn't live there. Problem solved.

[Asher]

I thought the reason the Nazis didn't invade Switzerland was that the Swiss banks were keeping all their money?

I'm pretty sure it's because the Swiss are secret Nazis. Look at how they're dealing with Muslims...

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Athens_%281946%29

[MOBIUS]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_...ens_%281946%29

What a ****ed up country!

[Asher]

Sadly I must concur. That's all kinds of ****ed up.

Only in America.

[Elok]

1. They stole their guns from the armory.
2. They fired repeatedly at a bunch of sheriff's deputies, not professional soldiers.
3. As the deputies were safely ensconced inside a jail and the attackers had no radios to coordinate their movements, nothing happened until they started throwing explosives at the building. Then the deputies freaked out and surrendered.

Lessons learned:

1. When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. Rebels against the government are, by definition, outlaws.
2. If you're going to provoke a rebellion, get actual soldiers first.
3. The tree of liberty must be regularly watered with...misused explosives. Guns kinda suck by comparison.

Great example!

[MOBIUS]

Even more ****ed up is that I bet Ogie fully supports this action without even a hint of irony!