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  • Christmas gifts for your Ex?

    What do you get the woman who has everything (except you of course)?

    Terry Lester had some ideas.

    A Minnesota man was arrested after allegedly rigging up vibrators with explosive materials to give to his ex-girlfriends as Christmas gifts.

    Terry Allen Lester, 37, from Waseca, Minn., has been charged with felony counts of creating an explosive device and making terroristic threats.

    Police discovered one sex-toy bomb and materials for two others after Lester moved out of the apartment he was living in and left them behind for his roommates to find.

    The roommates, two women identified as Q.P. and P.R., called the cops when they found several bags of property left behind marked “Christmas gifts,” on Dec. 31 and “discovered items that made them uncomfortable," according to a criminal complain issued by the Waseca Police Department.

    Police found a black vibrator with gun powder and buck shot inside with cords attached to a trigger, a pink vibrator with the words “Merry X-mas B----” written on it in black marker, and a cream-coloured vibrator. They also found cords, cables, a tool kit and a drill case with drill pieces inside.

    The women told police that Lester once let slip his plans to give one of his two ex-girlfriends a modified vibrator that would explode when he pulled the trigger.


    "Lester was planning to give it to one of them because his relationship with those females ended badly," reads the criminal complaint.

    A bomb squad investigated and found one of the three toys was, indeed, a homemade explosive device. The other two toys were deemed safe, but police found enough equipment to suspect Lester planned to turn them into bombs as well.






    "Lester was planning to give it to one of them because his relationship with those females ended badly," reads the criminal complaint.

    Really? I would have never guessed.

    I'm particularly amused by the "making terroristic threats" charge. Nice touch.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

  • #2
    I guess he has a different meaning for "sex bomb."
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #3
      Terroristic
      Indifference is Bliss

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      • #4
        I'm puzzled by their thinking on that one. Are they implying he was trying to intimidate/threaten the ex into taking him back?

        Nothing says "I love you" like an exploding dildo.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #5
          I gave my exwife and her live in and daughter a git certificate to Red Lobster...

          she really likes the Ultimate Feast.

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          • #6
            git lol
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
            "Capitalism ho!"

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            • #7
              You weren't the only one to chuckle at that typo.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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