I see these commercials for 'Discover Ireland' and my blood boils. I hate that grating accent that sounds like nails on a chalk board combined with the grating of sandpaper... "Ha-ware-ya?"
And what is that? Supposed to be Irish poetry about "fay-rays" or mermaids or whatever feminine druid crap their ancestors worshiped. And their ****ing crappy Riverdance music that sounds like it's from the 13th century
Who the hell wants to 'discover' Ireland? Even in their tourism commercials they can't hide that it's a freezing cold, forever-overcast, hell-hole made up of barren hills where apparently nothing but grass and potatoes grow with random rocks strewn about. Oh, you couldn't get to Belfast because you got distracted by some fisherman named Tom who takes you out to what looks like a freezing sea near barren cliffs where he probably murders you and dumps your body into that toxic waste-polluted Irish Sea.
You thought you saw a mermaid? No, that was his last victim
**** Ireland!
And I don't find redheads attractive at all


Who the hell wants to 'discover' Ireland? Even in their tourism commercials they can't hide that it's a freezing cold, forever-overcast, hell-hole made up of barren hills where apparently nothing but grass and potatoes grow with random rocks strewn about. Oh, you couldn't get to Belfast because you got distracted by some fisherman named Tom who takes you out to what looks like a freezing sea near barren cliffs where he probably murders you and dumps your body into that toxic waste-polluted Irish Sea.


**** Ireland!

And I don't find redheads attractive at all


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