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Have we ruled out terrorism?
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain -
Another possibility is the ghost of Mao Zedong.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Something Awful says it's the End Times. Specifically, the Hillbilly End Times.Comment
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I'm guessing the tons of explosives hurled at the sky had nothing to do with it.Indifference is BlissComment
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It's probably just a good old-fashioned Fortean-type frog-fall.
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Don't you see the pattern? Thousands of dead fish - then thousands of dead birds... Obviously Giant Mutant Cat People are loose in Arkansas! We must send catnip & nuke to Littlerock. And string. Lots of string...There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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What chapter and verse did you read that from?
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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It's ourselves from the future doing it for a joke. Travel back in time, dump loads of fish, birds, frogs. Go back to the future and see what changed.Comment
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Those birds probably went on strike. I mean, flying around all day gets boring after some time, surely.BlahComment
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"Their legs are really squishy," she said.
My favourite quote of the year so far.
Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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Missed that one.
It hasn't really had much competition, though...Indifference is BlissComment
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I hadn't known that was among Mao's stupidities. I can't decide if that's more or less silly than expecting peasants with backyard furnaces to produce high-quality steel.Originally posted by Lorizael View PostComment
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Same scenario only further south. . Officials are reluctant to talk of any connection between the two incidents. It should be interesting how they explain it.Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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How many fireworks can a small town have at their disposal? I guess it doesn't take much if you're not used to it, but the "flash forward" hypothesis seems somewhat likely.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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They have a poll on this link asking your opinion on what caused it with 'Wrath of God' as an option. What would Jesus do? I don't know but... let's try to push Wrath of God over the top!Originally posted by Sprayber View PostThere's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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