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  • The science of gayface

    As far as I can tell, gayface is, simply put, a condition where you are a bit chubby in the face and also look young. There is no doubt more to it, so please edumicate.
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    It's actually a subtly more effeminate face (frequently to do with the cheek bones), brought on by increased amounts of estrogen.
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    • #3
      Is it observable only by gay people, or can straight people make accurate diagnoses?
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      • #4
        Gay people are experts, of course. But anyone can be trained in the art of gayface detection.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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        • #5
          I think there should be more research into this terrible and debilitating affliction...
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          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #6
            I think we need a charity. We could call it, let's say, the Federation for the Assistance of Gayface.
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #7
              You can be the President.
              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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              • #8
                You'd be like the Queen.
                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                • #9
                  I don't have time for this...I have a speech to give at 3...
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #10
                    Ah yes, you are addressing the gaynation.
                    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                    • #11
                      I am not a native english speaker

                      Does the surname Gaylord mean Homosexual Ruler?
                      I need a foot massage

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                      • #12
                        Quite. Lord of the Gay.

                        Of course, not originally. It derives from Gaillard.
                        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Asher View Post
                          Gay people are experts, of course. But anyone can be trained in the art of gayface detection.
                          This is true. Else the Clerical Gay Detection Program for Annhilation of Gayness (CGDPAG) would never ever bear fruit.
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                          • #14
                            Here I was thinking gayface was like blackface. How wrong I was.
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                            • #15
                              We should post pictures and get our gayface rating official ratified by the experts.
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